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    Posted: 09 November 2005 at 2:17pm
So I was driving this morning and relized something. Rappers are trying
to take over the world. I'm sure that some of you have thought this
yourselves. But I mean Rappers are trying to take over movies by
becoming horrible actors, they all have to have their own energy drink,
had some new words added to the English dictionary, and they spell
everything wrong thinking that it's cool and "hip".

this was deepthinking by sporx on November 9, 2005.
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LEIK ZOMG I H8 TEH 'RAP KULTURE'. GANGSTAS R TEH SUX ALL TEH DO ES OBJECKTOFY WOMANS!!

I KAME UP WIT THIS FUNNY THING LISSTEN:

CANT SPELL CRAP....WITHOUT RAP!!!

 

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I'm not sure about deep, Nor how concise you're thought was.

One could argue women are trying to take over the world simply because they are marketing all these females cloths, Female drinks, Female Telivision networks, Books,Rights, and so on and so forth. Does this mean that women are attempting to dominate the earth and subdue it in their estrogen hormones?

No.

It's just a bunch of people trying to liquidize their share of the market to their particular target demographic.



Now bears on the other hand...

Bears are trying to take over the world.

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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:


CANT SPELL CRAP....WITHOUT RAP!!!


that's so old that your grandma told me.

*EDIT* I don't think women are trying to take over the world...it's just
more like dividing up the interests of the opposite sex. Men usally want
to watch sports and such and women rather watch Lifetime.


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Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:




Now bears on the other hand...

Bears are trying to take over the world.

My friend and I, at work, had a serious half hour conversation on how screwed the human race would be if bears suddenly multiplied and decided to lash out against humans.... 

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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Now bears on the other hand... Bears are trying to take over the world.


My friend and I, at work, had a serious half hour conversation on how screwed the human race would be if bears suddenly multiplied and decided to lash out against humans.... 



You my friend, are aware of the inpending danger.
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I can list all sorts of things at mankinds disposal that could easily take out a bear.


Example - Garbage Truck.

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If that's as deep as you go that's pretty sad

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Pschh, I had pawprints from a bear on my front door. Did I fear? Heck no.
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As far as this thread was intended to go, stealth pretty much pwnt you, for what its worth, and how many good rappers do you see marketing their name in the way you describe? I guestimate 0.

But on a more serious note, the impending danger of bears is nothingas compared to what the dolphins can do. That simpsons episode was no lie, simply a satire of wat is to happen in the near future.

Proof: The deadliest container for liquids, a bottle(break one, insert into opponents abdomen, profit). Bottle nosed dolphins know this, and will not hesitate to use it to their advantage.
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

As far as this thread was intended to go, stealth pretty much pwnt you,
for what its worth, and how many good rappers do you see marketing
their name in the way you describe? I guestimate 0.

But on a more serious note, the impending danger of bears is nothingas
compared to what the dolphins can do. That simpsons episode was no lie,
simply a satire of wat is to happen in the near future.

Proof: The deadliest container for liquids, a bottle(break one, insert
into opponents abdomen, profit). Bottle nosed dolphins know this, and
will not hesitate to use it to their advantage.



Imagine if Bears and Dolphens merged into an a jihadist army bent on the destruction of humans.

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Who would win in a fight between a shark and a bear? In waist deep water?

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Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

I can list all sorts of things at mankinds disposal that could easily take out a bear.


Example - Garbage Truck.

ROFL
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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Who would win in a fight between a shark and a bear? In waist deep water?


Depends, how tall is the bear? Is it at his waist, or our waist? what kind of shark?

Id have to say shark though, the bear may be strong, and have claws, but a shark is 1000 pounds of muscle, and not much will stop it if its trying to eat something(as far as living beings go, not harp00ns, or torpedos, or ray guns)
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Who would win in a fight between a shark and a bear? In waist deep water?


Depends, how tall is the bear? Is it at his waist, or our waist? what kind of shark?

Id have to say shark though, the bear may be strong, and have claws, but a shark is 1000 pounds of muscle, and not much will stop it if its trying to eat something(as far as living beings go, not harp00ns, or torpedos, or ray guns)

im so  badass ive eaten a harpoon while riding a torpedo beign shot at by a ray gun
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:


Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Who would win in a fight between a shark and a bear? In waist deep water?


Depends, how tall is the bear? Is it at his waist, or our waist? what kind of shark?

Id have to say shark though, the bear may be strong, and have claws,
but a shark is 1000 pounds of muscle, and not much will stop it if its
trying to eat something(as far as living beings go, not harp00ns, or
torpedos, or ray guns)


It depends on the what type of shark it is, and what kind of bear.




But to answer the question, Which was asked in such a way that it means something entirly different then intended.



A midget.



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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Now bears on the other hand... Bears are trying to take over the world.


My friend and I, at work, had a serious half hour conversation on how screwed the human race would be if bears suddenly multiplied and decided to lash out against humans.... 



The "rednecks" could shoot them. Everyone else could probaly talk it out though I guess.

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If you want deep I'll unzip my fly

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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Who would win in a fight between a shark and a bear? In waist deep water?


Depends, how tall is the bear? Is it at his waist, or our waist? what kind of shark?

Id have to say shark though, the bear may be strong, and have claws, but a shark is 1000 pounds of muscle, and not much will stop it if its trying to eat something(as far as living beings go, not harp00ns, or torpedos, or ray guns)
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If not leave the thinking to the men


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