10 Commandments of an Anarchist

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   THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF AN ANARCHIST

1. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy while legally imposed upon by any
traffic control device. (Like a red light, stop sign, etc..)

2. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy involving anyone over 3 inches taller than, or 45 pounds heavier than thou.

3. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy in the presence of any Agent of the
Law. (See (I))

4. Thou shalt makest every attempt to avoideth commiting anarchy in a 4- or small 6-cylender car. (Chases are an integral part of anarchy, and you DON'T want to be on the losing end of one!)

5. Thou shalt carry at least 2 instruments of physical abuse for every 3 people in the car. (Such instruments would include baseball bats, crowbars, thick metal poles, 6+ inch hunting knives, .44's, rifles, and the like.)

6. Thou shalt NEVER commiteth anarchy whilst alone. (C'mon, don't be TOO much of an idiot..)

7. Thou shalt make every attempt to avoideth committing anarchy in any car lacking a FULLY function horn, fully functional brakes, or a frame.

8. Thou shalt keepeth each door locked at ALL times, unless opening it is involved in the anarchy. Thou shalt be fully prepard to roll the windows up at any point.

9. Thou shalt direct thine anarchy at a high rate at non stright people,  minorities, small children, mentally retarded citizens, employees of any institution thou happenst to be patronizing at the time, and people wearing paisley clothing or boutonneires.

10. Thou shalt make every attempt to avoideth committing anarchy with any members of the female gender in the anarchizing crew. (Such members tend to be more readily offended by crude sexual jokes, and repeated fondlings.)

Remember, have fun, and ALWAYS respect The Spirit of '86!

Edited by MP Sniper - 19 April 2006 at 11:26pm