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    Posted: 09 November 2006 at 7:22pm
If you get hit in the (you know what I am talking about), can it damage something and stop me from having kids when I'm older?
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95% chance you wont have kids if you have a severe impact to your testicals.
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Are you kidding? Or are you serious?
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Soft tissue injury to the area you are describing can lead to problems with production.
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a sledge hammer would do it

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Yeah, I'm serious. But hey, on the plus side, now you dont need to use condoms. In fact, I'd suggest you dont :)
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Nobody posted "The Pic" yet?
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Originally posted by rednekk98 rednekk98 wrote:

Nobody posted "The Pic" yet?




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lmfao silent, the text in you sig goes perfectly with this

Edited by battlefreak - 09 November 2006 at 7:39pm
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I'm not freaking kidding about this. When my brother was in high school a kid got kicked there and one was lodged up in somewhere, I feel sorry for that guy.
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wait my bad silent, i ment to say one shot two kills
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Yes it can cause damage. It's not always permanent, but if the truama is bad enough the testicle might need to be removed. Firing on one cylinder works fine though.
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Testicular amputation may be required.
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A football player at my school last year's testicle was stomped on with a cleat (in a game, broke the cup) and had to have it amputated. 


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Yeah, firing on one cylinder is fine. My buddy fell out of a tree stand a couple of years ago, somehow caught his scrotum on the side, ripped it open, and lost a nut....doc says he should be able to have kids....

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Originally posted by WGP guy2 WGP guy2 wrote:

A football player at my school last year's testicle was stomped on with
a cleat (in a game, broke the cup) and had to have it amputated. 




i will never play football
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Wjere is the picture of the guy who had an unlucky shot with the paintball
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Originally posted by .Ryan .Ryan wrote:

Yeah, firing on one cylinder is fine. My buddy fell out of a tree stand a couple of years ago, somehow caught his scrotum on the side, ripped it open, and lost a nut....doc says he should be able to have kids....


How the hell.....
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