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    Posted: 14 July 2007 at 11:43am
Well as i left Wal-Mart, there were two cars parked out front and a guy and his girl were having a fight as everyone walked by them.Hes screaming at the top of his lungs at her GET BACK IN THE <<edit>> CAR YOU DAMN <<edit>>. and as she kept screaming back at him we heard some good amount of f-bombs and such as kids and people walked by.Share your story of people being stupid in public.


Watch the Filter dodges. Consider yourself warned.

Edited by Evil Elvis - 14 July 2007 at 6:14pm
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and im guessing you did nothing?

edit-shouldve used your CCW. or at least tried to calm the guy down. for all you know the girl is in a ditch somewhere beaten to death



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Well, my dad couldn't decide what color gun he wanted to take so...
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Best overheard line ever:

Phantom and I were walking to the truck from walmart, and some guy and his girlfriend are walking out behind us. Anyway, as they get to their car, we hear the girl say

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Filter dodge anyone?
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How did i filter dodge?
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A guy and a girl walking through the apartment complex parking lot:

Boy: "O come on, why won't you sleep with me?"
Girl: "No, no, no, I am not sleeping with you"
Boy: "Come on, your friend Tina did and she had a good time

*girl slaps him*

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^^^ lol
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i heard some old guy at work talking to his wife about seeing looking at some waitress' "tits and ass" and knowing that she was pregnant because her "tits and ass" were twice the size that they normally are.
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Not one I personally witnessed, but...

Little Girl: "Mommy, Daddy white-peed in my front bum again last night."

"Mother":  "shut up."

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Originally posted by Ghost-Rider Ghost-Rider wrote:

How do i dodged filter?

Fixed.


Edited by travis75 - 14 July 2007 at 4:04pm
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Originally posted by rednekk98 rednekk98 wrote:

Not one I personally witnessed, but...

Little Girl: "Mommy, Daddy white-peed in my front bum again last night."

"Mother":  "shut up."



thats messed up dude
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Ha! This could turn into a classic thread.

About 2 weeks ago I was in KFC gettin some Fried chicken and a Guy on Guy couple walked in the place. They were having a normal conversation, I belive it was about school but then all of a sudden one of the guys goes on to say wow my ass really hurts. I kinda caught me off gaurd and I gave a noticably loud chuckle wich started sort of a chain reaction and the Cashier laughed and so did the guy packing my food. I just kept my head down and walked out of the store befor it got any more akward
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Last night my lady freind called me from wal-mart at just bfore 12:00


She was with two of her freind, she said some guys hit on them buy trying o buy thm thongs.




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Originally posted by benttwig33 benttwig33 wrote:

Last night my lady friend called me from Wal-Mart just befor 12:00.


She was with two of her freinds, she said some guys hit on them by trying to buy them thongs.




Worst failure to pimp EVER, I laughed so hard....she got mad because I didn't care


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my boyfriend and i were walking into best buy and this big black woman (not to be racist) was walking by us. very loudly, she said, "WHA!!! Uh uh! You did wha wha? You pulled blood out of your ass and smeared it all over the walls!!?? GIRRRRRRRLLL!"

no joke. the weirdest thing I have ever heard. she was basically yelling, so it was quite clear on what she was saying.
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