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Read this on a site I visit which has mostly conservative views. Wondered what you guys would think of this seeing as to how most of you are liberals.

THE BIRD FEEDER SYNDROME-A SURVIVAL THOUGHT FOR TODAY

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table, everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be.... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.


Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'Our own' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!


Edited by Ford - 18 September 2008 at 3:59pm

*Stealth* wrote: Yea, the whole nation of diversity, and welcoming all, you know... The give us your weak and poor thing.... That's all very over-rated.

Regardless of how poorly subversive that was, it was not an anti-diversity speech.

That's a really horrible analogy.

You know, whoever wrote that could have at least complained about things that aren't stupid.

Waiting in an emergency room?

Pressing 1?

People waving other flags?

Hell, come to Boston or any other city and you'll see Irish flags all over the south end and Italian flags all over the North end all waved by people who have never even seen those countries.

Also quote Rambino, but I don't feel like doing it.

That was horrible.

agentwhale007 wrote: [QUOTE=Ford] Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands....

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Hahaha

We can has the site this came from?  I'm quite curious as to what the "conservative place" had to say.

Man, you're full of fail lately.

There really isn't much you can say in response to that. You kinda just have to sit there kinda slackjawed and try to get your mind around how someone can be so wrong.

I guess. Obviously people are not birds. But I'm able to understand what the person was trying to say. I don't see how it could be confusing.