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    Posted: 22 November 2004 at 6:33pm

  found this thing in a magazine at school..not sure if its been posted before..but it was called "imposible choices" so here it is

1.  Watch soccer on tv, or go cloth shopping with your girlfriend.

2.Burn apricot incence, or leave the window open and freezee.

3.jog with this hot chick at 4 am, or sleep the extra 5 hours.

4.bad publicity, or no publicity

5.Stay in coolege and average 23.8 points a game, or enter the NBA draft,sign a 3.2 million contract and average 2.1 shots per game

6.Sex with a fat chick who knows what she is doing, or sex with a beautiful chick who just lies there.

7.receding hair line, or bald spot on top of head.

8.be a woman under the Saudi regime, or a **edited** man in texas

9.sit through a new ben affleck movie, or walk to the theater barefoot over shards of glass.

10.be a great looking idiot, or an ugly genius

11.kooky vanity plate or wacky bumper sticker

12.Befriend a group f table magicians, or take intensive harp lessons 3 times a weeks.

13.buy low or sell high

14.Used hyundai Excel, or realy sweet moped

15.city councilman in U.S., or president of Bulgaria

16.Dial 10-10-321-567-88-10-321 before every phone call, or pay the extra 5 cents and not have to.

17.have someone throw your a kick-ass surprise party, or see the that the supermarket cashier is the kid you hated in high school.

18.have your mortage payed off, or have a threesome with jennifer garner and heather gram.

19.purchase cheesy Norman Rockwell painting for 8.3 million, or buy 83,00 duran duran boxed sets.

20.hit on 20 or stick on 8

21.beat up David Blaine, or have dinner with timrobbins.

22.invest heavily in ostriches, or team up with sam waksal on exiting new buisness venture.

23.greasy spf 30 or floppy pink hat

24.masterbate to ll.bean catalog , or a drawing of a woman in the yellow pages

25.Have craig kilborn call you his mentor, or slobodan milosevic say it was all your idea

 

some of them r kinda dumb but i put them all up



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1.  Watch soccer on tv, or go cloth shopping with your girlfriend.

2.Burn apricot incence, or leave the window open and freezee.

3.jog with this hot chick at 4 am, or sleep the extra 5 hours.

4.bad publicity, or no publicity

5.Stay in coolege and average 23.8 points a game, or enter the NBA draft,sign a 3.2 million contract and average 2.1 shots per game

6.Sex with a fat chick who knows what she is doing, or sex with a beautiful chick who just lies there.

7.receding hair line, or bald spot on top of head.

8.be a woman under the Saudi regime, or a **edited** man in texas

9.sit through a new ben affleck movie, or walk to the theater barefoot over shards of glass.

10.be a great looking idiot, or an ugly genius

11.kooky vanity plate or wacky bumper sticker

12.Befriend a group f table magicians, or take intensive hrap lessons3 times a weeks.

13.buy low or sell high

14.Used hyundai Excel, or realy sweet moped

15.city councilman in U.S., or president of Bulgaria

16.Dial 10-10-321-567-88-10-321 before every phone call, or pay the extra 5 cents and not have to.

17.have someone throw your a kick-ass surprise party, or see the that the supermarket cashier is the kid you hated in high school.

18.have your mortage payed off, or have a threesome with jennifer garner and heather gram.

19.purchase cheesy Norman Rockwell painting for 8.3 million, or buy 83,00 duran duran boxed sets.

20.hit on 20 or stick on 8

21.beat up David Blaine, or have dinner with timrobbins.

22.invest heavily in ostriches, or team up with sam waksal on exiting new buisness venture.

23.greasy spf 30 or floppy pink hat

24.masterbate to ll.bean catalog , or a drawing of a woman in the yellow pages

25.Have craig kilborn call you his mentor, or slobodan milosevic say it was all your idea







Heh.

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Originally posted by Curt08 T.T.S. Curt08 T.T.S. wrote:

24.masterbate to ll.bean catalog , or a drawing of a woman in the yellow pages

How did they know...
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Some of these arent very nice....

What happens if I was a homosexual man in Texas and like having sex with beautiful women that just laid there...

And isnt this a bit old for your schhol?

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i found it in art because we were using picture in magazines for a project and i found it in a sports illistated one
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But let me guess - you typed it in yourself.

 
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^^ that was the only way i could get it on here
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23.greasy spf 30 or floppy pink hat

 

lol i liked that 1
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18 is the hardest if you actually have a mortgage to pay off.
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Originally posted by youm0nt youm0nt wrote:

you have a good memory

 

no actualy i just took the page out of the magazine then typed it when i got home..if that was what u were talking about
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youm0nt..how r u supposed to ride that bike in your sig..it has no seat

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^^^^ its a trials bike... your not supposed to sit down...
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#6 fat chicks can be bea-utiful

#8 I want to always be Texan but I don't want to be like my neighbor

#10 As long as Im smart enough to find a way to make  myself good looking  im fine starting out ugly. I'd just work out till I fixed my uglyness

#17 if i dint like them in the first place then i dont want to see thewm again
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

18 is the hardest if you actually have a mortgage to pay off.


Morgages don't matter when Jennifer Garner is involved.
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Originally posted by me me wrote:

  found this thing in a magazine at school..not sure if its been posted before..but it was called "imposible choices" so here it is

1.  Watch soccer on tv, or go cloth shopping with your girlfriend.

2.Burn apricot incence, or leave the window open and freezee.

3.jog with this hot chick at 4 am, or sleep the extra 5 hours.

4.bad publicity, or no publicity

5.Stay in coolege and average 23.8 points a game, or enter the NBA draft,sign a 3.2 million contract and average 2.1 shots per game

6.Sex with a fat chick who knows what she is doing, or sex with a beautiful chick who just lies there.

7.receding hair line, or bald spot on top of head.

8.be a woman under the Saudi regime, or a **edited** man in texas. i dunno, thats a tough one. But what is the edited thing suposed to mean?

9.sit through a new ben affleck movie, or walk to the theater barefoot over shards of glass. depends if there is a hot chick in it

10.be a great looking idiot, or an ugly genius, geniuses make tons of cash. cash can buy surgery, so you get both

11.kooky vanity plate or wacky bumper sticker

12.Befriend a group f table magicians, or take intensive harp lessons 3 times a weeks.

13.buy low or sell high

14.Used hyundai Excel, or realy sweet moped

15.city councilman in U.S., or president of Bulgaria neither

16.Dial 10-10-321-567-88-10-321 before every phone call, or pay the extra 5 cents and not have to.

17.have someone throw your a kick-ass surprise party, or see the that the supermarket cashier is the kid you hated in high school.

18.have your mortage payed off, or have a threesome with jennifer garner and heather gram, tape it then sell it to pay the mortgage

19.purchase cheesy Norman Rockwell painting for 8.3 million, or buy 83,00 duran duran boxed sets. save the cash and pay the mortgage

20.hit on 20 or stick on 8

21.beat up David Blaine, or have dinner with tim robbins.

22.invest heavily in ostriches, or team up with sam waksal on exiting new buisness venture.

23.greasy spf 30 or floppy pink hat

24.masterbate to ll.bean catalog , or a drawing of a woman in the yellow pages. thats what a tape of that celeb 3 some is for 

25.Have craig kilborn call you his mentor, or slobodan milosevic say it was all your idea

 

some of them r kinda dumb but i put them all up



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one of my friends at skool said he would bang the beutiful chick cuz then he would jsut do it agian and again until she got the hang of it
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Originally posted by Multi-Colored J Multi-Colored J wrote:

Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

18 is the hardest if you actually have a mortgage to pay off.


Morgages don't matter when Jennifer Garner is involved.
well some of us can get other girls that look good to pluss i don't even know who that is.
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How about:

Plane crash over the atlantic or over the pacific?
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