tommorows april fools!!

heres one you can use on a good friend (one with a sense of humor...)

i've used it on a guy who always would shoot me out of game, when we were just standing around talking

i have a shorted 12 gauge single barrel break-11 inches in all, decent balance-i carry it in the 45 holster on my vest (i play rec ball, so i load on crap to make me look scary, kinda works)

everyone thought it was just for show, till johnny poprocks (not his real name) cheapshotted me in the shin, while we were just standing around...I whipped out that pistol, leveled it at his chest, and told him that was a free shot, if he promised not to cheapshot again I wouldnt shoot him...he gace a stupid smile, raised his gun (stock 98c, but he cranks his velocity all the way up, stung like hell at 10 feet), so I pulled back the hammer, and told him to point his gun down-by now, half the guys had him covered, and half had me covered, so he wasnt about to shoot, we were right by my house, maybe 5 feet from my porch-then he spins, laughs a stupid laugh, and points it at my girlfriends head, I yelled, told him to put the ^$^&#$#!%&$#!&^!$#&%#&$!%&$%&$%& amp;%$!*$%$$$&%$&%$ing gun down, but he didn't, then he flicked off his safe, so I shot him in the thigh, he was down on the ground, and my friend oz snagged his gun

lucky for johnny poprocks, I had custom shells load-I sawed the slugs of of 2 3/4 inch 12 slugs, so it shoots the hard plastic wad out wicked hard...it ended up bleeding, looked like a nasty paintball hit

if your stepdads a hunter, maybe you could act like you @#%ing snapped and lost your mind, then shoot and miss...then he'd have the cops come...ok maybe you shouldnt try this on him