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evillepaintball
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Topic: are pine cones edible?Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:38pm |
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So i agreed to eat a pine cone for $12, and i need to know, are pine cones even edible?
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636andy636.
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Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:40pm |
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Yes.
Unless it is a toxic pine cone then you can eat it and die. Expect to have a horrible bloody poop the next day though Best bet is to grind it up into a powder in a coffee grinder then put it in something and eat it Edited by 636andy636. - 11 October 2006 at 11:41pm |
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Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:41pm |
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Absolutely. I like mine with Peanut Butter.
Disclaimer: I'm kidding Edited by Jack Carver - 11 October 2006 at 11:41pm |
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Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:41pm |
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I'd be careful on the way out if you eat it hole.
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Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:43pm |
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How big of a pine cone are we talking here?
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Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:44pm |
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Yea, They are edible... I would'nt eat it whole though, grind it up first. Just chewing it will risk small splinters lodging in any number of parts of your body.
Lube up for the way out, you wont digest the actual wood very well. |
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Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:47pm |
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grind it into a powder then mix it into cookie dough then make pine cone cookies. make sure its a very fine powder or else you will regret it. hundreds of slivers in your digestive tract will suck.
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Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:50pm |
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i like the cookie idea, but i think i may substitute brownies. it can be my own "special blend of brownies"
oh, the cone will probably be roughly 2.5 to 3 inches |
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Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:52pm |
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Ok, you're a god damn moron, its a frickin stupid ass idea for 12 bucks.
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Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:53pm |
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Have fun with that. Make sure to eat a LOT of fiber afterwards.
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Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:57pm |
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Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:22am |
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I wouldn't worry so much about the eating of the pine cone, it's the passing it out the other end that may, ugh sting
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Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:26am |
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They're pretty much a national staple up here. Johnny forgot to mention that. He's young though; his sphincter isn't cone-hardened yet.
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Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:29am |
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Take it down in one gulp. Don't be a wuss.
Being a fur-trading Canadian lumberjack, I am well accustomed to the ravaging, bloody effects of passing a pine cone. Edited by Destruction - 12 October 2006 at 12:31am |
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u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted
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Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:38am |
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Destruction, I didn't know you're a Canuck.
Where from?
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Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:40am |
Originally from Yellowknife, but I moved to Calgary when I was 11. |
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u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted
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Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:42am |
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hey you two! we were talking about my rectal bleeding here!
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Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:43am |
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The seeds are, but if your anus is only worth $12 to you by all means eat the whole thing.
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Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:45am |
Don't worry. It builds character. |
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Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:47am |
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I'm not really from Canada! LOOL
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u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted
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