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    Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:12pm
To celebrate. What is the worst reason you've ever broke up with a girl/guy for?

Mine would have to be breaking up with a girl because she had absolutely horrible taste in movies. Who honestly thinks biker boys is a good movie?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Never broken up with a girl before. 

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You almost missed it.  V-day is coming to and end (or I guess maybe it just started for most couples).

Normally I'm the one getting dumped.  I don't remember the last time I was the one that ended the relationship.

Oh wait... one girl cheated on me with my best friend.  So that is my worst reason that I've broken up with a girl.

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*Prepares to get laughed at*


I ended it with a girl after I found out how fast she wanted to move, "I want to get you drunk and use you for your body" just doesn't appeal to me.


Other than that I haven't broken up with another girl.
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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Never broken up with a girl before. 

yea. ive always been dumped. im not 'bad' enough. oh well, ill have a uniform soon, good enough

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Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

*Prepares to get laughed at*I ended it with a girl after I found out how fast she wanted to move, "I want to get you drunk and use you for your body" just doesn't appeal to me.Other than that I haven't broken up with another girl.


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Never broke up with anyone.  Never saw the point. 

Getting dumped > breaking up.

 

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Sitting next to a different guy in a movie before i showed up.

7th grade ftw.
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i was once paid $20 to "go out" with some girl in like 4th grade.  i broke up with her after i had the money.  blew it on pokemon cards
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She smoked Newports.

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Originally posted by evillepaintball evillepaintball wrote:

i was once paid $20 to "go out" with some girl in like 4th grade.  i broke up with her after i had the money.  blew it on pokemon cards

WIN South Park style...   :)

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Because she was going to break up with me, so I had to beat her to it.

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Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Because she was going to break up with me, so I had to beat her to it.

That's messed up.  You had it made (she was going to do the breaking up without even any prompting), and you screwed it up on purpose?!?!?

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Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Because she was going to break up with me, so I had to beat her to it.

That's messed up.  You had it made (she was going to do the breaking up without even any prompting), and you screwed it up on purpose?!?!?

I had to protect my honor by breaking up with her. To make it worse, I did it via text message.

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Wow, you guys are lame. Somebody had to have been an ass.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

Wow, you guys are lame. Somebody had to have been an ass.

Sure.  But see - breaking up makes you look bad, no matter how or why.  You may get some short-term props from the fellas, but in the long run other women will only remember that YOU broke up, and they will completely forget that the woman was ... bad.  You will end up being the meanie that broke ____'s heart.

When you get dumped, on the other hand, all sympathy flows in your direction.  You'll have your choice of rebound ladies within hours - minutes, if done carefully.

So instead of dumping, just manipulate her into dumping you.  Total win.

Of course, maybe my manipulative and cynical nature is why I am a lawyer.



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Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

Wow, you guys are lame. Somebody had to have been an ass.

Sure.  But see - breaking up makes you look bad, no matter how or why.  You may get some short-term props from the fellas, but in the long run other women will only remember that YOU broke up, and they will completely forget that the woman was ... bad.  You will end up being the meanie that broke ____'s heart.

When you get dumped, on the other hand, all sympathy flows in your direction.  You'll have your choice of rebound ladies within hours - minutes, if done carefully.

So instead of dumping, just manipulate her into dumping you.  Total win.

Of course, maybe my manipulative and cynical nature is why I am a lawyer.




Not true in my instance.



Then again, I have no womens. So maybe it is true beyond all my comprehention.

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I've been able to work dumping into my favor before. If you have a justifiable reason you're usually fine, especially if it's with a crazy.




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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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