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Topic ClosedGod vs. Pie
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Shenk, The Enos View Drop Down
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    Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:12pm
Well, here is the deal. Do you believe in god? Because of late, I have been drawn off the path of god. I am leaning towards a worship of pie. it is affecting my ability to act like a man. I mean, I cannot worship properly, as all the while all I can think of is lucious, delicious, scrumpcious, blueberry apple key lime pie.

So, is god real? For surely god would not allow himself to be cast aside by PIE... 
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YOU WILL BURN IN HECK!
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Go kill yourself, you don't know what your talking about. God is a panda. Basically. He is like one giant cheese ball.

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Oh my god, we must all worship the lord or we shall all surely burn in the eternal fires of hell.
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But why? IF god is real then WHY AM I DRAWN TO THE PIE!?!?

I am like a moth to a flame, but then another, better flame appears.
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if it wasnt for God there would be no pie there for God owns all
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What is hell?
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Originally posted by Shenos Enk Shenos Enk wrote:

Oh my god, we must all worship the lord or we shall all surely burn in the eternal fires of hell.


But at least I'll have my pie, and that's better than an eternity in heave with NO PIE!
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ok they should delete your name because enos shenk>you. that's all there is to it. you will deffinetly go to heck if you believe this. you will believe when you're in the firey pits of heck.
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Originally posted by Darur Darur wrote:

Wow, arent you guys cool . . .


DARUR EATS BABIES
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YOU KNOW NOTHING OF COOL TUBA PLAYER!
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pie doesnt give life...it takes it away.  pie=tons of fat but still very good
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Originally posted by Smitty Smitty wrote:

ok they should delete your name because enos shenk>you. that's all there is to it. you will deffinetly go to heck if you believe this. you will believe when you're in the firey pits of heck.


I do not understand? How can god control my destiny if the pie is the object of my worship? The pie protects!

*salute*
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Darur is a non believer!!! You must convert or you will go to hell forever!
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PIE IS SATANISTICAL! GOD IS MAI HOMIE
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He thinks like Enos but im thinking its not him...
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