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Styro Folme 
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usafpilot07
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 9:00am |
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Shens.
You never had a girlfriend. |
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 9:00am |
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Fiber Wire my good man. Blood is messy.
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Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good.
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Skillet42565
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 9:12am |
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Crowbar. Dramatic effect, scare tactic, and that clawed end works wonders on skulls.
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tallen702
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 10:30am |
Yeah, but it's easier to clean all of the forensic evidence off of a lead pipe. On a more serious note, that sucks man, I've had it happen a few times to me. Just remember, it's better in the long run to find out that she didn't truly love you now, than later on in life. As time goes on, you'll be less pissed about the fact she cheated on you and more pissed about how much money, effort, emotion, and time you put into the relationship for her to just throw it away. Ben Folds has a great breakup song btw.... |
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Benjichang
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 10:38am |
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Did you dump her ass? I don't think I could stand to be with anyone once they cheated on me. It's like once that initial trust is broken, things aren't ever the same again. Sorry to hear about it, though. I hate it when stuff like this happens. You just got to keep going and move on. Good luck.
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Tolgak
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 10:55am |
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Lead pipe is softer and therefore more blows. More blood, more mess.
Howabout you strap her to a chair and tape her eyes open for a 48 hour marathon of Richard Simmons. That should do her good. |
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usafpilot07
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 11:14am |
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*Screw* what I said it dont mean *poop* now
*Screw* the presents might as well throw em out *Screw* all those kisses, they didn't mean jack *Screw* you, you hoe, I dont want you back |
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Tae Kwon Do
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 12:01pm |
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Dunno where you live, but around here we have plenty of swamps and gators to take care of bodies.
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.Ryan
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 12:20pm |
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Meh, not worth the trouble.
If I had to pick though, crowbar....Much more versatile weapon... |
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 12:28pm |
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I'd go old-fashioned and beat her with my bare hands.
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 12:30pm |
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I'd go with an old fashioned dumping.
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 12:57pm |
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are you talking about killing her or the guy she was with or both or what? PS- what mbro said |
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 1:16pm |
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butt sechs
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 1:16pm |
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did she cheat on you because you weren't using your lead pipe adequately?
those two objects are too similar, should go with like: lead pipe, daddy's stihl, or a set of billiard balls Edited by AngelSlayer - 07 January 2007 at 1:18pm |
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Hey, Pate, it does feel good to be a gangster. |
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 1:22pm |
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Tuesday starts the weekend... YAYAYA!!!!
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 2:48pm |
. . . because if she did it once, she'll do it again and you might as well make her someone else's problem. (If you get lucky she'll do it to the guy she cheated on you with.) |
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 3:03pm |
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Cheese Wire...even better....guitar strings
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well then....as a last resort...SHOOT AT WHATEVER MOVES
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 3:36pm |
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i'd go with the good old hidden hypodermic needle in the seat cushion with AIDS
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tallen702
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Posted: 07 January 2007 at 3:44pm |
Can't transmit AIDS, it's a syndrome, not a communicable disease.... you can however, transmit Human Immuno Virus (HIV). 
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