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White o Light
Platinum Member
Guested. blatant pornographic post
Joined: 12 June 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 2772
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Topic: JOKES Posted: 19 August 2008 at 4:50pm |
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TELL SUM JOKES!
What is the difference between an etheopian child and a pair of jeans!?!?!
THE JEANS ONLY HAVE ONE FLY ON THEM!!!!! ZIGN
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Hades
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Joined: 10 May 2003
Location: Virgin Islands
Status: Offline
Points: 13014
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:07pm |
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R.I.P. BLand
Now that is some funnies....
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BARREL BREAK
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Official Jackbooted Thug Moderator
Joined: 08 September 2003
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 10840
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:08pm |
haha i lol'd.
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Ace_Of_Spades
Gold Member
Guested, Doesnt follow Rules. 9/10/08
Joined: 25 August 2007
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1084
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:13pm |
whut i do?
no but seriously, we can make fun of any race ( see White-o-lights above)
but yet, when it comes to black jokes whats the big deal, i crack them with people all the time, they all laugh at the quarterback one, i mean really people, get a sense of humor and stop thinking others are racist.
Edited by Ace_Of_Spades - 19 August 2008 at 6:30pm
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Mack
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Has no impulse! control
Joined: 13 January 2004
Location: 2nd Circle
Status: Offline
Points: 9906
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:16pm |
Ace_Of_Spades wrote:
<Forum inappropriate racial joke>
<Another forum inappropriate racial joke> |
. . . and the countdown to strike 3 has begun.
Edited by Mack - 19 August 2008 at 5:55pm
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rockerdoode
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one strike, flaming 7/15
Joined: 08 August 2004
Location: Neutral Zone
Status: Offline
Points: 76
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:50pm |
You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.
JOKE: 2 GUYS WAK IN2 A BAR THE 3RD 1 DUKS! LOLOLOL
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"According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata
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Mack
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Has no impulse! control
Joined: 13 January 2004
Location: 2nd Circle
Status: Offline
Points: 9906
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:56pm |
rockerdoode wrote:
You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. |
That's kind of what I was thinking as well.
Edited by Mack - 19 August 2008 at 5:56pm
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Skillet42565
Platinum Member
Strike 1: Taunting Mods on Facebook
Joined: 25 December 2004
Location: Liechtenstein
Status: Offline
Points: 9556
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:03pm |
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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
And the horse says "My son was recently diagnosed with multiple sclerosis."
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Kingtiger
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Now with 100% more Fail
Joined: 17 May 2007
Location: Denver, CO
Status: Offline
Points: 1746
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:12pm |
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a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food."
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DeTrevni
Moderator Group
b-YOU-ick. Was that so hard?
Joined: 19 September 2005
Location: Houston, Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 11957
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:14pm |
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TWO BLONDS WALK INTO A BAR. YOU THINK ONE OF THEM WOULD'VE SEEN IT!!! LOLOLOL!!!1!
/cruise control
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Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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ThatGuitarGuy
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Square Slot
Joined: 07 April 2008
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1361
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:14pm |
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
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Skillet: I've never been terribly fond of the look of a vagina
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unvolution
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Joined: 15 February 2008
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 861
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:19pm |
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a dislexic man walks into a bank and yells "gimme the money, i have a nug"
a dislexic man give the order to build a prison... all the prisoners are held in by bras
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Ace_Of_Spades
Gold Member
Guested, Doesnt follow Rules. 9/10/08
Joined: 25 August 2007
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1084
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:33pm |
rockerdoode wrote:
You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.
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i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone
EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts 
Edited by Ace_Of_Spades - 19 August 2008 at 6:56pm
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Mack
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Has no impulse! control
Joined: 13 January 2004
Location: 2nd Circle
Status: Offline
Points: 9906
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:01pm |
Ace_Of_Spades wrote:
. . . but seriously, we can make fun of any race ( see White-o-lights above) . . . but yet, when it comes to black jokes whats the big deal . . . . |
White o Light's joke, while in very poor taste, was not a racial joke. It was based on country of origin as opposed to ethnicity.
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Dune
Platinum Member
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Joined: 05 February 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 4347
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:09pm |
Ace_Of_Spades wrote:
rockerdoode wrote:
You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.
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i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone
EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts 
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You live near a prison, so you can vouch for the second? When you typed that did you honestly believe that your residence and ignorant observation techniques allow you to comment on a race of people? Just when I think I've heard it all...
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Ilford Rule
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Joined: 05 December 2005
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 1460
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:19pm |
Dune wrote:
Just when I think I've heard it all... |
Have you heard a man eat his own head?
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Skillet42565
Platinum Member
Strike 1: Taunting Mods on Facebook
Joined: 25 December 2004
Location: Liechtenstein
Status: Offline
Points: 9556
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:23pm |
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He just made a joke, its no big deal. As a matter of fact, racist jokes are hilarious.
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Dune
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Joined: 05 February 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 4347
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:24pm |
Ilford Rule wrote:
Dune wrote:
Just when I think I've heard it all...
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And boom, there you go, you got me.
It's actually not the joke that's upsetting, it's the way he tried to legitimize it as if it was generally accepted as the truth because he believes it is.
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Skillet42565
Platinum Member
Strike 1: Taunting Mods on Facebook
Joined: 25 December 2004
Location: Liechtenstein
Status: Offline
Points: 9556
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:26pm |
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But it is the truth >_>
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Styro Folme
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Strike 1 - Rules 1 and 2
Joined: 28 February 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 8086
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Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:29pm |
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Someone tell a good white person joke.
Also,
Have you heard about American Airline's new promotional deal? They fly you from the airport, straight to your office.
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