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    Posted: 24 October 2005 at 9:32pm
But i cant go till morning. So i come to T&O instead. The person who diagnoses me correctly through the few symptoms i have wins a prize.

Symptoms:

1. Coughing. Been going on for like a month now. Sometimes it gets pretty bad.

2. Runny/Stuffy nose. Been there for about as long as the cough has.

3. Chest pains and general soreness. Started yesterday. If i take in a deep breath my chest gets pretty tight. Also, i woke up yesterday and my back and arms were sore. May have just slept wrong but im not ruling out anything yet.

4. Tiredness. Im tired all the time. Probably from lack of sufficient sleep, but this could be what caused me to become sick in the first place.

So yeah, diagnose and stuff. Feel free to tell me im gonna die in a week, or call me a pansy cause im overreacting. Im going tomorrow morning to the infirmary on campus to get checked out. If i die before then, you guys can split up everything in my wallet equally amongst yourselves. And if i dont, i win.
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not getting enough sleep...led to a cold

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glands swollen in your neck?? could be mono

otherwise the flu or a cold or something
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AIDS.
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You're overreacting. Whatever you have is just a minor thing.
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Originally posted by Boss_DJ Boss_DJ wrote:

not getting enough sleep...led to a cold
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Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

glands swollen in your neck?? could be mono

otherwise the flu or a cold or something


Yeah I was gunna say mono or the flu.
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I had that I think, but I think it was swollen lymphnodes or something.


Either that or genital herpes.



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AIDS.

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Actually, you're probably getting what I had once. I forgot what it's called. Mine lasted about a month. It felt like someone pumped Jell-O into my lungs.
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Bird Flu
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tight chest when breathing huh?but no phlegm?i was going to say that your lungs have phlegm in them.maybe you have a real bad cold or bad air quality?

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brochitis...?

 
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Bronchitis has a deep cough. When you cough, you can feel it burning your lungs.



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I have the same thing as you for about 2 weeks sucks.
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Originally posted by NiQ-Toto NiQ-Toto wrote:

But i cant go till morning. So i come to T&O instead. The person who diagnoses me correctly through the few symptoms i have wins a prize.

Symptoms:

1. Coughing. Been going on for like a month now. Sometimes it gets pretty bad.

2. Runny/Stuffy nose. Been there for about as long as the cough has.

3. Chest pains and general soreness. Started yesterday. If i take in a deep breath my chest gets pretty tight. Also, i woke up yesterday and my back and arms were sore. May have just slept wrong but im not ruling out anything yet.

4. Tiredness. Im tired all the time. Probably from lack of sufficient sleep, but this could be what caused me to become sick in the first place.

So yeah, diagnose and stuff. Feel free to tell me im gonna die in a week, or call me a pansy cause im overreacting. Im going tomorrow morning to the infirmary on campus to get checked out. If i die before then, you guys can split up everything in my wallet equally amongst yourselves. And if i dont, i win.



Diagnosis: Allergies
Action: *I perscribe you some clariten*

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Drink alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

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maybe its cuz u smoke too much
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Mono
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Cancer (Someone with the some symtoms was on House, and she had cancer)
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