Buying condoms.

Is an adventure in its self.  First off, since I live in a small town there is like a one on three chance I will see someone my parents are friends with, so I gotta try and hide them just in case.  Then when you get to the counter you know the woman knows you are having intercourse and that is humerous to me.

sounds like you live in a pretty small town

thanks for the reminder. I have to go buy more sometime soon.

pntbl freak wrote: Bragging on the internet about buying condoms = condom balloon animals.

How is conveying an expierence of my day bragging?


Edited by Apotheosis - 22 May 2006 at 6:48pm

brihard wrote: Hah. My favourite is when I buy condoms in the evening, and without thinking the cashier says, "Have a good night" as she hands me my change. I always smirk, and WITHOUT FAIL the cashier always ends up blushing when she realizes the innuendo in what she said.

That is great.  I think next time I am going to buy them in the evening just for that reason.

I felt odd the first time, but now it's just like purchasing any other item. Then again I live in a big city.

I suppose I am in the minority when it comes to not believeing in contraceptives. I suppose it is a secular society that we live in.

More power to you guys! You put that rubber sheath on your penis and have no remorse.

Doesn't really seem to be my place . . .

A-5 08 wrote: I suppose I am in the minority when it comes to not believeing in contraceptives. I suppose it is a secular society that we live in. More power to you guys! You put that rubber sheath on your penis and have no remorse. Doesn't really seem to be my place . . .

I don't believe in them.  I would much rather do without, but at almost 18 I can't afford to have a kid.

DeTrevni wrote: here, we have condom despensers in bathrooms. 25 cents a pop. no pun intended.

We do too, but it is the crap kind.


Edited by Apotheosis - 22 May 2006 at 7:04pm

Anybody remember the celebrity that had his own brand of extra small condoms?

Well I saw some of them, and decided to buy some just to see what the cahier would say/do/look like when a 6'3 200+ lb blonde boy bought a pack of extra small condoms.

I ended up running into a female friend of mine while they were in my hand instead, and that was enough humiliation for one day, so I put them behind some magazines.

Thank god she has a short atention span.

Apotheosis wrote: High Voltage wrote: bahahaha. i feel odd when i buy them. it's almost as wierd of a feeling as buying porn. but sadly, i can't pirate condoms like i do porn... I can.  I use BitCondom.