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    Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:12pm
You know, today my sister was talking about how there werent any women presidents. After much pondering, I ultimately decided why there have been no, and will be no, female presidents- They Cannot Drive. They just can't. I mean, I'll be in the car with my sister and the car is going all over the place, and I'm saying my Hail Mary's and creating a will on my palm pilot, for christ sakes.


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Keep 'em out of the white house and in the kitchen!
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Also, About once Every month they would nuke a Country for unknown reasons.

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Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:

Also, About once Every months they would nuke a Country for not making them have Casual Friday...


Yeah, either that, or they would tactically bomb a church if they didnt have big enough hats on.
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There would be alot more wars over nothing if they were in office.....
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ROFL^^ good one panda man.

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There would be alot more wars over nothing if they were in office.....


Take your political stance out of this thread immediatly.
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Originally posted by ItsJustMe ItsJustMe wrote:

They Cannot Drive

What are your thoughts on this?


I think the female soldier that, perhaps, saved the life of my squad in Iraq thanks to her excellent driving, might disagree.


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if we had a female president, the white house would get re-decorated
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Originally posted by 5ptcontingency 5ptcontingency wrote:


Originally posted by ItsJustMe ItsJustMe wrote:

They Cannot Drive
What are your thoughts on this?


I think the female soldier that, perhaps, saved the life of my squad in Iraq thanks to her excellent driving, might disagree.




I see letters, but can't seem to form any words out of it...

Shenannigans
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Women Presidents, some day it'll happen, today isnt that day.

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Originally posted by cadet_sergeant cadet_sergeant wrote:

Women Presidents, some day it'll happen, today isnt that day.



Tomorrow isnt looking good either.
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Originally posted by ItsJustMe ItsJustMe wrote:

Originally posted by cadet_sergeant cadet_sergeant wrote:

Women Presidents, some day it'll happen, today isnt that day.



Tomorrow isnt looking good either.


LOL
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Neither is the day after tommorrow...
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^ or the next 16 Years.
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Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:

^ or the next 16 Years.



I have a feeling its going to happen on the 17th year.
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^ Ya never know.... and besides... Its not spelled Women... its Womyn or somthin stupid like that.
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Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:

^ Ya never know.... and besides... Its not spelled Women... its Womyn or somthin stupid like that.


Um

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n. pl. wom·en (wmn)
An adult female human
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^ what I was going at with the Whole Womyn thing Was that the only  way a Women could become president if she was like one of those Women Activise where they Dispise everything men do naturally... like Wake up.   and they spell Women  "Womyn" so they dont have the Name Men in it.
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