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    Posted: 03 September 2004 at 6:52pm
hmm.. so lets see lifes that little female dog in the back yeard. SO im 16 my girlfriend is 16 and pregnant, thats right im gonna be a daddy november 18th. I dont exactly know why im telling you all this espcially since i havent been on here for like a year or something like that. But as dumb as you all are gonna call me im excited to be a dad. O and was wondering if anyone had some good boy names, since we had picked ones out for a girl but no such luck.. i do have to say tho seeing my baby boy in the ultrasound had to have been the best thing in my life, but i wouldnt encourage anyone to go about this anytime soon it sucks reakkly bad at the same time. and liz and I arnt married yet but mother in laws suck..lol.. so pikc your g/f carefully cause if you dont like her mother then your screwed..lol.. well thsi was pointless so im out.
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Well at least your not another jerk, that leaves the mom, Good for you, too bad your only 16.

I can only wish you luck, but hey go get a baby name book, theres like a million names

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Woah.....

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I wouldnt have to pick my girlfriends carefully because i know how to use a condom.

Not to be mean, but you really screwed up. Enjoy your life.
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Her father must not be much of a man if you still have arms to type with.
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Ummm... Whatever happened to taking precautions so things like this dont happen?

Good luck to both of you, i am sure it will be wierd being in school and having a kid, and i am almost positive its gonna be hard...
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Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

Her father must not be much of a man if you still have arms to type with.

I wouldn't have a computer around to type with. I would be hiding in a cave with Osama.


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Didnt they teach you anything in sex ed?

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Congrats....You just screwed up the rest of your life.....
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What the heck guys, jeez quit ragging on him, i think he know's what he did wrong!

Also Enos who says the condom didn't rip!

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haha. good job.

But at least your not running away from it, and being as much of a man as possible.

And when i first started reading i thought you were gonna say you were celebant too. But this is even more entertaining.

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Originally posted by The American The American wrote:

What the heck guys, jeez quit ragging on him, i think he know's what he did wrong!

Also Enos who says the condom didn't rip!

O.K. so it teaches him not to pay 99 cents for a 10 pack of condoms.

BTW since he's still in front of a PC, he wasn't punished enough. I don't think forumers bashing him is ANYTHING close to what should have happened.

Everyone here gets flamed. Not everyone gets a 16 year old pregnant.


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hey dude post some pics of her....we`ll tell you if she was worth it.

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well at least your responseable about what you did...thats why im not doing it that early....well good luck
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Jeremy. Its a great name.
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Originally posted by gnarkill gnarkill wrote:

hey dude post some pics of her....we`ll tell you if she was worth it.

LOL

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PAINTBALL1 you would have been better off going to a church forum lol, at least they wouldn't made fun of you and joke about it lol
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Originally posted by The American The American wrote:

PAINTBALL1 you would have been better off going to a church forum lol, at least they wouldn't made fun of you and joke about it lol


No, they would call him a sinner and ban him.
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Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

Her father must not be much of a man if you still have arms to type with.

That's what my girlfriends dad would do...
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