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    Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:23pm
was watching die hard with a vengence, and it inspired me to this idea.

riddles
1.What travels around the world yet stays in one corner? a stamp

2.Which burns longer, a red candle or a white one?

3.Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?" niether, the yolk is yellow

4.Which moves faster: heat or cold?

5.Who can shave twenty-five times a day and still have a beard?

6.Why can't a man living in Winston, Salem be buried west of the Mississippi?

7.Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

8.You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I? a telephone

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8. you.
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First one is stamp.
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could the last one be a phone
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/me hides away in shame



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3. Niether would be correct.
The yolk of an egg isn't white, it's yellow.
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isn't #8 a telephone?

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Originally posted by 98God 98God wrote:

could the last one be a phone
or a door.
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Originally posted by Roll Tide Roll Tide wrote:

1. Uh... something in the corner
of a satellite?


2. Neither... they burn the same


3. The yolk of the egg is white


4. heat


5. Santa?


6. He is allergic to the pollen in the Appalachian
Mountains...


7. If you kill it first, it is dead so it doesn't move,
making it easy to weigh


8. The computer


Those were hard



Yeah, too bad you got them all wrong..
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Rolltide-all wrong
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6. Why would you bury a living man?
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Originally posted by triggerhappy1 triggerhappy1 wrote:

was watching die hard with a vengence, and it inspired me to this idea.

riddles
1.What travels around the world yet stays in one corner? a stamp

2.Which burns longer, a red candle or a white one? Neither, they both burn SHORTER

3.Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?" niether, the yolk is yellow

4.Which moves faster: heat or cold? Heat. You can catch a cold.

5.Who can shave twenty-five times a day and still have a beard? A barber.

6.Why can't a man living in Winston, Salem be buried west of the Mississippi? Cause he's still alive.

7.Why is it so easy to weigh fish? They have their own scales.

8.You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I? a telephone

 

I think I win.

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Originally posted by triggerhappy1 triggerhappy1 wrote:

was watching die hard with a vengence, and it inspired me to this idea.

riddles
1.What travels around the world yet stays in one corner? stamp

2.Which burns longer, a red candle or a white one?  neither. they burn shorter

3.Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?" niether, the yolk is yellow

4.Which moves faster: heat or cold? neither. they move the same speed because cold is just an absence of heat.

5.Who can shave twenty-five times a day and still have a beard? barber

6.Why can't a man living in Winston, Salem be buried west of the Mississippi?  dont bury a living man

7.Why is it so easy to weigh fish? they have scales

8.You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I? a telephone

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OK , that one's a Goner , here's another one :

The Rich want me , The poor have me , and if you eat me , you Die . What am I ?

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Ack !! , so easy , LOL

 

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lol pwned another one 98 god. next plz

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Okay smart guys. Here's one.

You'll ponder this one for a while I think.

~A man is running down a long hallway with a piece of paper in his hand.
~As he's running, the lights dim, then go back up to full strength.
~He gets to a room, crumples up the paper and throws it away.

.....explain.

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Inspector gadget got a call from the chief on his unique exploding letterhead. duh
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