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Topic: Riddles (updated pg 4)Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:23pm |
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was watching die hard with a vengence, and it inspired me to this idea.
riddles 1.What travels around the world yet stays in one corner? a stamp 2.Which burns longer, a red candle or a white one? 3.Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?" niether, the yolk is yellow 4.Which moves faster: heat or cold? 5.Who can shave twenty-five times a day and still have a beard? 6.Why can't a man living in Winston, Salem be buried west of the Mississippi? 7.Why is it so easy to weigh fish? 8.You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I? a telephone Edited by triggerhappy1 |
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:34pm |
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8. you.
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YONK~!~
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:34pm |
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First one is stamp.
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Smoking Jesus causes testicular cancer.
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:34pm |
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could the last one be a phone
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:36pm |
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I <3 my A5 and 98god are correct
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:36pm |
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/me hides away in shame Edited by Roll Tide |
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<Removed sig for violation of Clause 4 of the New Sig Rules>
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:36pm |
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The yolk of an egg isn't white, it's yellow. |
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:37pm |
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isn't #8 a telephone?
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Nobody ever suspects the fun police!
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:37pm |
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:38pm |
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:39pm |
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Rolltide-all wrong
-prodigy- correct im out tonite, be back tomorrow nite! Edited by triggerhappy1 |
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:40pm |
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6. Why would you bury a living man?
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Smoking Jesus causes testicular cancer.
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:45pm |
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I think I win. |
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:52pm |
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:03pm |
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OK , that one's a Goner , here's another one : The Rich want me , The poor have me , and if you eat me , you Die . What am I ? |
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:03pm |
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nothing
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:04pm |
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Ack !! , so easy , LOL
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:05pm |
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lol pwned another one 98 god. next plz -Kasey |
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:41pm |
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Okay smart guys. Here's one. You'll ponder this one for a while I think. ~A man is running down a long hallway with a piece of paper in his hand. .....explain. |
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Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:42pm |
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Inspector gadget got a call from the chief on his unique exploding letterhead. duh
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