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    Posted: 16 October 2004 at 12:49pm
Originally posted by [FI [FI wrote:

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Okay...

Remember my post about that girl.

We were talking in the hallway and I asked her, "You don't see too much sun, do you?"

She asked why I said that, and I said, "Well, your legs are really white...I wouldn't wear a skirt that short if my legs were that white."

And then I realized what I said and walked away...uh...yeah...damage assessment?

all i can say is she got owned
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I think you did really good. The next thing you should tell her is that one of her cup sizes looks bigger then the one. Also point out the many pimples on her face, even if they arent really there.

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Well, good news is that nothing bad really happened! Yay for me! We talked and didn't even bring up the subject and she seemed happy. So I think I am in good condition.
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dude comeon. thats like......crazy stupid.

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Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

Originally posted by :ShockeR_ratm: :ShockeR_ratm: wrote:

dude you suck


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Originally posted by evil_fingers evil_fingers wrote:

Originally posted by Glassjaw Glassjaw wrote:

I am not too fond of pale skinned people but, but hey thats me.

Brown Eyes
Brunette hair
Semi tan skin

::Drools::...hey waite i already have soemone like that. (=

Yer blow up doll doesnt count.



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Originally posted by :ShockeR_ratm: :ShockeR_ratm: wrote:

oh ya i forgot about you...yer the asshole....i don't like you


Lol, wtf are you talkinga bout?
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wow, sweet job blowin ur chances with her.
the walking away part made it even worse...
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That was pretty bad, especially since it sounds like you were serious. You can get away with stuff like that if you're just kidding (or even pretend to be just kidding), but not if you're serious.

If you know how to work it right, you can actually use comments like that to your advantage... (It only works to a point though... too much and you're screwed.)
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Originally posted by :ShockeR_ratm: :ShockeR_ratm: wrote:

oh ya i forgot about you...yer the asshole....i don't like you

So why are you in my thread?
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oh ya i forgot about you...yer the asshole....i don't like you

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Hey, this is why I'm FI...

Dang it...black hair, brown eyes, pale skin. I didn't think it would be that bad of a thing to say. Besides, things tend to dribble out of my lips without me knowing they left...awe...

(Remember the birthday thing...glad she's gone)
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I have some friendly advice for you...

THINK BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, especially if your talking to a girl you like, and NEVER say anything bad about the way she looks.


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OH GOD!!!! you jus described some of the females in my hood and they think theyre all that and a bag of chips.
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Originally posted by evil_fingers evil_fingers wrote:

Theres alot more to a female than jus looks, do a research and find out what makes a female tick....dont look at them porn mags, those are fer more advance individuals like playas, hustlas, pimps and ballas, pick up Redbook, Cosmopolitan, etc. especially Cosmopolitan, I get all my info from that mag, even though its a womans mag, there are alot of useful info in there that will help you to get the woman of yer dreams and also help you stay away from those kind of women in yer worst nightmare.

Think bout this....do you want a female thats down to earth, doesnt do drugs, hang wit the wrong crowd, drinks alcohol in moderation, comes from a good family, dresses up conservatively, believes in the all mighty, believes in having a family in the future and doesnt cheat behind yer back.

Or do you want a ghetto girl, one that plays on yer back when yer not looking, smokes like an out of tuned engine, drinks alcohol like a Hells Angels biker member, wears mens clothing...like saggy jeans, a dirty wife beater shirt, looks like a hooker, a crackhead or a rehab/detox recepient....hmmm this one should sum it all fer the ghetto type...a woman from the Jerry Springer Show.



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Originally posted by Glassjaw Glassjaw wrote:

I am not too fond of pale skinned people but, but hey thats me.

Brown Eyes
Brunette hair
Semi tan skin

::Drools::...hey waite i already have soemone like that. (=

Yer blow up doll doesnt count.
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I am not too fond of pale skinned people but, but hey thats me.

Brown Eyes
Brunette hair
Semi tan skin

::Drools::...hey waite i already have soemone like that. (=
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pale skin, dark hair, blue eyes.... is the only way to go.... and unless the girl was fat... you should NEVER EVER EVER try to dissuade a female from wearing a short skirt... for shame
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It isnt it.
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