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    Posted: 14 March 2005 at 3:52pm
So, we are studying Walt Whitman in my english class and my teacher, who is completely incompetent, made us write a freeverse poem. Here is how mine turned out.

Song Of Matt


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So amazing.
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GAHAHAHH.
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That is awesome.  He give you a grade for it yet?
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Ha.
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I like cinnamon.
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This proves once and for all the incompetence of my english teacher:

These are pictures of my vocab quiz.

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10 questions, 4 definitions, 6 illustrations to demonstrate word.

I got an 80 on this, which means I only got 2 wrong. Green check marks are incorrect ones. my teachers naem is Mr. Todt.

And before anyone says anything....i have terrible writing.

back of my paper i got bored and drew this:


Full frontal view of quiz, with my awesome signature at the top:


Look at the definition for "Consternation" (number 3).



I was once again bored so i wrote the lyrics to the firstfew lines of "i wish I was **edited** so i could get chicks" by the Bloodhound Gang. he took me in the hallway and asked me if i was **edited** and got beat up in the locker room because of it.


Random crap i drew after i finished the quiz:



yes, i got credit for "The Pie was Corpulent"



A picture mocking my teacher for this quiz:



One of the ones i got wrong. I love my teachers logic on this.



Jesus "dessencioned" from heaven:


other one i didn't get credit for:




And my final picture:



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hahaha
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you didnt draw me make a new comic with me! yay
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LMAO howd u not get credit for I peed in the corn flakes?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote VisionIMP Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 March 2005 at 6:18pm
HAHAHAHA! I had to do the same exact poem in my English Class. My english teacher is also a fat nazi.
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LMAO! That's hilarious!
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My teacher isn't a fat nazi, he is a young douche bag. its not a comic, they are individual pictures. but i will include you in my next one...if he ever decides to give us this format quiz again ;).

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HAHAHAHHAHA That is amazing.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Glassjaw Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 March 2005 at 7:52pm
Lmfao, omfg thats hillarious.
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heh, i even spelled "Dfine" wrong.

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