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    Posted: 16 March 2005 at 4:08pm
OK so I'm in the shop at my local store and I'm having the cleark guy fill up my air. I look over to my side and see like a 14 year old kid lookin at a tippmann 98c. He ask to hold it, he gets it in his hands and screams "WHOA!!!! IS THIS THING FULL AUTO!?!?!?!OH MY GOD!!! IT HAS A SCOPE TOO!!!!! THIS MUST BE A $600 DOLLAR GUN!!!!

OK, so I giggled to myself.

I go outside to the chrono area, and see the same kid with his friend just sitting at a table. All the sudden I hear the same kid from the shop say, "My cousin works here and he can get me sweet deals, like 1 million paintballs for 5 bucks." So then his buddy says "So...my uncle is Bob Long and he can get me free Angels."

(I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW) And the two kids over hear me, and the kid with the bob long comment says to me "What are you laughing at?" I say "You two noobs!" as I laugh with my friends) Then he goes, "Noob? w/e, so what kind of gun do you shoot mr. pro" I go, "A Tipper 95" Then he says "OH CRAP, MY COUSIN HAS ONE OF THOSE THERE WICKED GOOD!!!!"

OK so heres the best part, where on the field and the kid from the shop is just sitting behind a bunker getting shot at. Then the person shooting at him runs out of air and his gun starts to burp. The kid goes "LOOK OUT!!! HE'S GOING FULL AUTO!!!"

I START LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I COULDN' BREATHE!!!

A minute after this, I hear "ATTACK THE RIGHT FLANK!" then the bob long kid says, "WHICH ONE!??!!?"

and your avitar was too big.
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Shenns.
I need a new Sig...
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Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

Shenns.


Concur.


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heh
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Hah.

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Meh.  Ignorance is meh, stubborness is moronic.
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Youre retarded.
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Originally posted by PREDATOR'S BACK PREDATOR'S BACK wrote:



A minute after this, I hear "ATTACK THE RIGHT FLANK!" then the bob long kid says, "WHICH ONE!??!!?"




 HAHAHHAHA

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Originally posted by PREDATOR'S BACK PREDATOR'S BACK wrote:


"So...my uncle is Bob Long and he can get me free Angels."

 **wipes tear from eye** that was so great its going on my sig

I think you should have said "I am Bob Long" then watched their eyes as they got as big as plates.



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Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

Shenns.

Bigtime.
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Good thing I never go to a pro-shop and just buy everything online.

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Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

Good thing I never go to a pro-shop and just buy everything online.


I even get my CO2 fills online.

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lol sounds like all my friends who think they know everything about paintball but you can make up a fake company name and product and theyll be like "yeah i want one a those so bad!"
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“I swear to god I’ll pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans!”

 

“Hey, Farva!”

 

“Yeah?”

 

“What’s that place you like a lot with all the goofy **edited** up on the walls?”

 

“Oh, you mean shenanigans?”

 

I too think its a fake story.
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lol wow u got to love kids like that always give me a good laff 
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They make great protectors of the flag. 
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Originally posted by Impulsive Impulsive wrote:

They make great protectors of the flag. 


I think you would make a great protector since you don't seem to think for yourself or question anything.

zing


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Originally posted by Frozen Frozen wrote:

Originally posted by Impulsive Impulsive wrote:

They make great protectors of the flag. 


I think you would make a great protector since you don't seem to think for yourself or question anything.

zing

that was too long to be a zing...

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I once asked a kid if he was gonna get a 12v revvy for his "a-5". he said yea.

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Originally posted by Frozen Frozen wrote:



Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

Shenns.

Concur.

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