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    Posted: 28 March 2005 at 10:59pm
Ok here are the rules:
* You’re in a basketball court-sized area.
* There are no foreign objects.
* You are not allowed to touch a wall.
* You lose if knocked out. You win if you knock them all out.
* The pool will be representative of normal 5-year-old demographics.
* The kids receive one day of training from combat experts.
* You will receive one hour of combat training.
* No protection other than a standard groin cup.
* The kids will not get scared. Even the last one will give it his/her best.

(Taken off my clan's forum)

Also, standard clothing such as jeants and a t-shirt.

I say all of them (No deffinate number).
The desire for polyester is just to powerful.
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15-20, i go to rehoboth beach every year for a family reuinian(to you who is reading this you can go if you want) but there are a bunch of kids there, and im known for fighting them all in the back yards of all the houses and on the beach, fun stuff.

Normaly there is about 10 kids, and they are about 7-12 years of age. But sometimes, my cousin Drew and brother jimmy try and get me, they are both bigger and a lot older.

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Hey!

Is this the kind of **** you think of in your spare time?

Kind of sad but so am I so what who I am to say this?

But I'd say the 5 yr olds would take the spoil.

*edit*

Oh wait...I didn't even answer the right question.

See...I really am pathetic.

 But I could take on Hell's army blindfolded, handcuffed, and gagged.

Don't know what the gagging would do but what the heck!



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i've seen some pretty big 5 year olds

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I think I could take about 20 of them...it'd get kinda hard though if they all rushed you at once.

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They can take a lot out of you. You throw em or push em, they get right back up, and jump on your back, if you get like 5 or 6 all on you at once, your not going anywhere.
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depends..if they all rush you..your toast...but if they come in small grouns like 1-3...all of them
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I'd probably try to knock one out then pick him/her up my their feet and use them like a huge club...

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I could fight infinite amoutns untill I get tired, 5 year olds don't hit very hard. I got a 5 year old brother.
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Originally posted by newport newport wrote:

I'd probably try to knock one out then pick him/her up my their feet and use them like a huge club...


i use to use my little bro against my other brother, i'd hold him upside down and swing his legs around...i had to stop after i dropped him
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Only about five.  Then I would be full.
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Originally posted by Glassjaw Glassjaw wrote:

Ok here are the rules:
* You’re in a basketball court-sized area.
* There are no foreign objects.
* You are not allowed to touch a wall.
* You lose if knocked out. You win if you knock them all out.
* The pool will be representative of normal 5-year-old demographics.
* The kids receive one day of training from combat experts.
* You will receive one hour of combat training.
* No protection other than a standard groin cup.
* The kids will not get scared. Even the last one will give it his/her best.

(Taken off my clan's forum)

Also, standard clothing such as jeants and a t-shirt.

I say all of them (No deffinate number).

since theres no foreign objects allowed, can i have my american made A-5?...oh, and a pitchfork made in america too



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Originally posted by xteam02001 xteam02001 wrote:

i've seen some pretty big 5 year olds

heh that reminds me of the time this one enourmous 4th grader tried to lock me out (im in 9th grade) and i ripped the door out of his hands and threw snow in his face and he started crying and this kids like huge and buff looking too it was quite a sight

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Originally posted by Hysteria Hysteria wrote:

Only about five. Then I would be full.

never underestimate the power of small people in groups. once they get 3 on each limb, ur toast

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Hmmmm.... are there any fat ones??? Upper-cutting a bigger guy will take twice the energy then a Skiny-Half Starved one. 
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Originally posted by bluemunky42 bluemunky42 wrote:

Originally posted by Hysteria Hysteria wrote:

Only about five. Then I would be full.

never underestimate the power of small people in groups. once they get 3 on each limb, ur toast


Full as in not hungry anymore.  If you need me to be yet even more direct:  I would eat them.  Get it now?
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Originally posted by Hysteria Hysteria wrote:


Originally posted by bluemunky42 bluemunky42 wrote:

Originally posted by Hysteria Hysteria wrote:

Only about five. Then I would be full.

never underestimate the power of small people in groups. once they get 3 on each limb, ur toast


Full as in not hungry anymore. If you need me to be yet even more direct: I would eat them. Get it now?


haha wow this thread made me laugh

I could take them all, until I got too tired.



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I could take dozens.
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