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    Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:34pm

~ß®¥©E~ says:
hey
Turn Up The Josh! says:
hey
~ß®¥©E~ says:
wuts up
Turn Up The Josh! says:
n2m n2m you
~ß®¥©E~ says:
trying to find anothier copy of black rain.. r u reading that book
Turn Up The Josh! says:
nope, why
~ß®¥©E~ says:
...my cat peeed on mine
~ß®¥©E~ says:
and i cant read it now

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Real Men play Tuba

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ilovepaintball1 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:37pm
Um... k.


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needs to learn how to control his **edited**

Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Trogdor2 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 March 2005 at 8:40pm
Ok.  I have better convorsations.

You sort of need backstory for this one.  This guy was really drunk and horney and my friend wanted me to help him out a bit.  I pretended to be a girl.  This is what happened:

ibunkeru345: hey!
ImOnKeY17: hey who s this?
ibunkeru345: venessa
ImOnKeY17: ?
ImOnKeY17: i don't think i know you
ibunkeru345: I bet you do
ibunkeru345: brown hair and eyes...
ibunkeru345: 6' 1"...
ImOnKeY17: whhere would i have meet you>
ibunkeru345: webster hall
ibunkeru345: so what do you like to do for fun?
ImOnKeY17: whern at websterhall?
ibunkeru345: everywhere
ibunkeru345: I like to go everywhere
ImOnKeY17: thats cool
ImOnKeY17: i still don't knwo you
ibunkeru345: that's ok
ibunkeru345: so what do you like to do for fun?
ImOnKeY17: skateboard
ImOnKeY17: play music
ImOnKeY17: chillllll
ImOnKeY17: krillllllllllll
ImOnKeY17: cheee
ibunkeru345: I like doing you
ibunkeru345: or I would
ibunkeru345: I also like snowboarding
ibunkeru345: preferably with you
ImOnKeY17: oh
ImOnKeY17: lotte put you up too this
ImOnKeY17: thanks anyway
ImOnKeY17: it's wn't help
ibunkeru345: well just freaking take an advil and go to bed
ibunkeru345: I'd still like to do you some time though
ImOnKeY17: well thnkes foor the thohht
ibunkeru345: see if yuo can jerk to it
ibunkeru345: so can you or can't you?
ibunkeru345: or are you in the process
ImOnKeY17: cna't it's not the same
ibunkeru345: awww..
ibunkeru345: am I not hot enough?
ibunkeru345: I'm 34C if that helps
ImOnKeY17: i don't even knowwhat yu look like
ibunkeru345: brown hair/eyes 6'1" and 34C
ibunkeru345: that should be enough
ImOnKeY17: haha wow....your not quite up too par
ImOnKeY17: sorry
ibunkeru345: just wait 'till tomorow night:-*
ImOnKeY17: clever
ibunkeru345: clever but true
ImOnKeY17: tomorrow night is sunday
ImOnKeY17: schol night
ibunkeru345: not ok with staying up late?
ImOnKeY17: not on a schoo night
ibunkeru345: it'll be worth it
ibunkeru345: trust me
ImOnKeY17: you live in jersey no?
ibunkeru345: nope
ibunkeru345: Penn
ImOnKeY17: oh
ImOnKeY17: even father
ibunkeru345: it'll be worth the drive for me to see you
ImOnKeY17: you don't even know me
ibunkeru345: how do you know?
ImOnKeY17: becauuse i knw
ImOnKeY17: how old am i?
ibunkeru345: you're 18
ImOnKeY17: wow
ImOnKeY17: impressive
ImOnKeY17: how old are yo?
ibunkeru345: 17
ImOnKeY17: where in penn do you live?
ibunkeru345: Sparta
ImOnKeY17: thats jersey
ibunkeru345: and Penn
ImOnKeY17: i 've been to sparta newjersey
ibunkeru345: sparta NJ is in Sussex County
ImOnKeY17: ahhh i see
ibunkeru345: it's the northwestern tip
ibunkeru345: it extends into Penn
ImOnKeY17: interesting

Then I got tired of talking to him and quit.  It was a fun night.


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...haha...i think

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WGP Guy just instant messaged me out of no where.  I acidently cancelled out of the instant message box but it went something like this:

WGP:ILP?
Me: Yea?
Me: WHos this?
WGP: WGP
Me: WGP Guy?
WGP Guy:  Is there anyother?
Me: You're a **edited**
WGP:  Why?
Me: Cause you're a **edited** on the forums
Me:  And an annoying little postwhore

Then I blocked him.



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SERVED!
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(21:46:33) Ultamite trooper: There was an Albanian, Argintinian and German waling in the street and they find a lantern. The German rubs it and out comes a Genie, "I will grant you all a wish" he says. The Albanian was first, "I want all my country to never be hungry again," "very well" said the genie and the wich was granted. Next the Argintian, "I want a huge wall around my country so noone can get in or out to stop all wars and conflicts." This wish was granted. the German asked, tell me a bit about this wall, "well no-one can get in or out, it is 10000 metres high and unbreakable." "Very well" said the German, "fill it with water!"
(21:47:22) wgpguy: uh
(21:47:24) wgpguy: i dont get it
(21:47:28) wgpguy: oo wait
(21:47:30) wgpguy: hahaha
(21:47:49) Ultamite trooper: 8-)
(21:48:02) wgpguy: make this an interesting conversation
(21:48:13) Ultamite trooper: zlright
(21:48:15) Ultamite trooper: racist jokes/
(21:48:17) Ultamite trooper: ok

I wont post the rest..;.


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Originally posted by Ilovepaintball1 Ilovepaintball1 wrote:

WGP Guy just instant messaged me out of no where.  I acidently cancelled out of the instant message box but it went something like this:

WGP:ILP?
Me: Yea?
Me: WHos this?
WGP: WGP
Me: WGP Guy?
WGP Guy:  Is there anyother?
Me: You're a **edited**
WGP:  Why?
Me: Cause you're a **edited** on the forums
Me:  And an annoying little postwhore

Then I blocked him.



Yes he beat me to the button...
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I am preparing my evil plot, Mr. E-98 will be assisting me.  Dont worry, you are all safe . . .for now
Real Men play Tuba

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vVPredatorVv6: hello
vVPredatorVv6: whats up?
Me: who is thi
Me: s
vVPredatorVv6: raven
Me: ugh
vVPredatorVv6: lol

Then Blocked

So then he decides to sign on to a different name

Justin Gilroy: dont worry...im not here to like...argue or anything...im just saying sorry for anything i said to offend you on the forums...i act like an ass on there...but i really dont mean anything by stuff i say

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hey...what can i say...i hate to leave on a bad note...i dont do april fools stuff either...seems childish (wow...that comming from me is odd)

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ATDIhendrix44. Anyone who wants to talk, feel free to message me.

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my sn is fuzzynutzipper... go nuts... i'm pretty quick with the block button
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Pm me if you want mine.


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Hysteria: so did you get to play with hades?
Me: I've played with him.  Not today though
Hysteria: how was it playing with a legend?
Me: what?
Me: Hades= a legend?
Hysteria: hades =
Hysteria: yes


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Originally posted by Ilovepaintball1 Ilovepaintball1 wrote:

Pm me if you want mine.


Ill make it easier...

TheSacredFerret

And you and WGP equally suck.

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well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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Originally posted by Trogdor2 Trogdor2 wrote:


Ok. I have better convorsations.

You sort of need backstory for this one. This guy was really
drunk and horney and my friend wanted me to help him out a bit. I
pretended to be a girl. This is what happened:

ibunkeru345: hey!ImOnKeY17: hey who s this?ibunkeru345: venessaImOnKeY17: ?ImOnKeY17: i don't think i know youibunkeru345: I bet you doibunkeru345: brown hair and eyes...ibunkeru345: 6' 1"...ImOnKeY17: whhere would i have meet you>ibunkeru345: webster hallibunkeru345: so what do you like to do for fun?ImOnKeY17: whern at websterhall?ibunkeru345: everywhereibunkeru345: I like to go everywhereImOnKeY17: thats coolImOnKeY17: i still don't knwo youibunkeru345: that's okibunkeru345: so what do you like to do for fun?ImOnKeY17: skateboardImOnKeY17: play musicImOnKeY17: chillllllImOnKeY17: krillllllllllllImOnKeY17: cheeeibunkeru345: I like doing youibunkeru345: or I wouldibunkeru345: I also like snowboardingibunkeru345: preferably with youImOnKeY17: ohImOnKeY17: lotte put you up too thisImOnKeY17: thanks anywayImOnKeY17: it's wn't helpibunkeru345: well just freaking take an advil and go to bedibunkeru345: I'd still like to do you some time thoughImOnKeY17: well thnkes foor the thohhtibunkeru345: see if yuo can jerk to itibunkeru345: so can you or can't you?ibunkeru345: or are you in the processImOnKeY17: cna't it's not the sameibunkeru345: awww..ibunkeru345: am I not hot enough?ibunkeru345: I'm 34C if that helpsImOnKeY17: i don't even knowwhat yu look likeibunkeru345: brown hair/eyes 6'1" and 34Cibunkeru345: that should be enoughImOnKeY17: haha wow....your not quite up too parImOnKeY17: sorryibunkeru345: just wait 'till tomorow night:-*ImOnKeY17: cleveribunkeru345: clever but trueImOnKeY17: tomorrow night is sundayImOnKeY17: schol nightibunkeru345: not ok with staying up late?ImOnKeY17: not on a schoo nightibunkeru345: it'll be worth itibunkeru345: trust meImOnKeY17: you live in jersey no?ibunkeru345: nopeibunkeru345: PennImOnKeY17: ohImOnKeY17: even fatheribunkeru345: it'll be worth the drive for me to see youImOnKeY17: you don't even know meibunkeru345: how do you know?ImOnKeY17: becauuse i knwImOnKeY17: how old am i?ibunkeru345: you're 18ImOnKeY17: wowImOnKeY17: impressiveImOnKeY17: how old are yo?ibunkeru345: 17ImOnKeY17: where in penn do you live?ibunkeru345: SpartaImOnKeY17: thats jerseyibunkeru345: and PennImOnKeY17: i 've been to sparta newjerseyibunkeru345: sparta NJ is in Sussex CountyImOnKeY17: ahhh i seeibunkeru345: it's the northwestern tipibunkeru345: it extends into PennImOnKeY17: interesting
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last time i checked venessa was a girls name
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