Silliest Answer You Gave on a Test

Today I had a test in psychology and one of the questions dealt with Kohlbergs stages of moral development. The question is as follows: There are two trains heading out of control and Joe can only save one, his family is aboard one train, and the doctor with the cure for cancer is aboard the other. Which train would joe save using Pre Conventional, Post Convent, Conventional, and Sensiomotor

Since I had no clue what the hell Sensiomotor was my answer was: He would be forced to revel his true identity as SUPERMAN and he would save both trains.

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I forgot what the question was but it was about atoms and I said atoms were like neighbors, and a cell was like those atoms meeting at a bake sale and talking about the Johnsons' new car.

well its between last year in science when i said: MASTER CHIEF ROLLS IN AND RELEASES A 3 ROUND BURST INTO THE ENEMY! *i almost got send to the councalor for that*

or

on a history test one time when i put: rover did a back flip and landed in a pond, and thats why Julias Ceaser crossed the Rubicon River...

On a physics test, when asked the slope of a line I wrote.

I dont know, or care. Because I passed Geometry last year.

Ill think of some more....

Oh, on this book test we took in English, the question was "why was the Madam broke?" I wrote: "because she spent all her money on gambling, fast women, and good booze."

Ours asked us who some random famous guy in history was, and my reply was

"He was the first man to ride a unicylcle on a tightrope over london"

And on many, many french/ english tests, if I didnt know the answer, I'd either write:
"a platypus"
or
"too much granola"

Question: The first stool of the newborn is called?

Answer: Meconium (however, I could not remember this at the time so I wrote: Nasty)

I can't remember exactly what the question was, but I remember what my answer was. I put,'Why are you asking me, you're the teacher.' I know it's not the best, but the reason I remember it so well is because the dumbo sitting next to me was copying my answers and actually copied it for his answer too,because the next day she pulled us aside and talked to us about it....

In Christology class
When was Jesus Born? A long long time ago
Where? I a Galaxy far far away

got half credit on the first one

"Orealy"

o-r-l-y

wasn't a test but spelling bee prelim

I don't remember what the test question was, but it was required that we give atleast a 1 page written responce. This was my Jr. Year of highschool and I decided to write all of my responses in cursive. I got about 1/2 a page down and started to write "But it doesn't matter what I write from here on out, because my cursive sucks so bad that you won't be able to read it. In fact, you probably gave up on this a long time ago and are just checking for length. At this point, I'm going to stop writing; have a nice weekend."

Turns out she could read my cursive just fine.