BC presents ’Team US: Global Police’, PA

BlackCat Paintball proudly presents Team US: Global Police, a 24 hour scenario game to be held July 28-30. This game will be hosted at Three Rivers Paintball Park in Freedom, PA.

Cost for this event:
$45 pre-registered by July 11th, 2006
$60 June 12th, 2006 through event

Paint Costs:
$75 per 2,000 round case of Karnage Premium (Tear)
$65 per 2,000 round case of Karnage Recreational Grade (Bite)
*Pre-register by July 6th and receive a $5 discount off your first case of paint and be entered into a special drawing to win a Smart Parts SP-8 Marker, a case of event paint and a pass to another BlackCat Event.

Also all atendees will be entered in the main prize giveaway to win thousands of dollars in prizes generously donated by BlackCat and BlackCat's sponsors such as Smart Parts, Tiberius Arms, Karnage Paintball, Airgun Designs, Flurry Industries, Paintballs Sport Magazine, Just Paintball, PB2X, Major Paintball, Real Action Paintball, Money Paintball, NSERA, Cops 911, Kingman Spyder, and Original SWAT Boots

Here is the game's story from BlackCat's website:

Then: A dangerous plot had been hatched by the despotic president of North Korea, the diabolical Kim Jung Il.  In league with left-wing fundamentalists groups such as the Film Actors’ Guild and terrorists cells from the war-torn country of Dukkadukkastan, Kim Jung Il had almost succeeded in killing the world’s leaders and taking control of the remains of the planet for his own evil ends.

         &nbs p;  This plot would have succeeded if not for the timely intervention of the world’s number one counter-terrorism force: Team US.  Spraying the Film Actors’ Guild president, Alec Baldwin, with machinegun fire and impaling the diminutive dictator on the spike of Gerhardt Schroeder’s Kaiser helmet, it would appear that Team US had saved the day.

         &nbs p;  Unseen by mortal eyes, however, the evil life-force of Kim Jung Il escaped into the night… waiting for the opportunity to reap his revenge.

 

         &nbs p;  Now: The face on the screen was severe and angular, the pointed chin dropping toward the table with every word like a stabbing dagger of hate into the very eye of freedom.  The speaker’s eyes focused murderously into the camera as she spoke, her long skeletal fingers clutching the text of her speech as the talons of the vulture clutch their next meal.

         &nbs p;  “Good evening, America,” the speaker said.  “It is my great sorrow to announce that Alec Baldwin, the president of the Film Actors’ Guild, has fallen victim to a blatant and horrible act of rampant capitalism.  As it is my sad duty, I will be filling in as president until such time as a suitable replacement can be selected.”  The speaker looked up into the camera, her gaze hard and serious.  “I promise you that those responsible for this act will be punished… or my name isn’t Geena Davis.  Although… you can call me Madam President.”

         &nbs p;  Screens across the country went dead in a burst of static as the Film Actors’ Guild’s Acting President G. Davis spun in her high backed chair and looked into the robotic eyes of a cold-hearted cyborg named Kim Jung Il the Second.

         &nbs p;  “I think that went well, don’t you, Mr. Il?”

         &nbs p;  “Of course it went well,” the diminutive robot screamed, his voice synthesizer crackling under the decibels, “I lote the speech for you, you stupid pawn.  Evlything is going according to my pran!  In moments, the terrorist cells of  Durkdurkaastan will launch an all out assault on the United States.  At the same time, the Film Actors’ Guild will begin to bloadcast its messages of surrender and submission to the American people.  Soon, Team US will gwovel at da feet of Kim Jung Il da Second!!”

         &nbs p;  The sound of maniacal laughter trailed off into the Hollywood night.

 

         &nbs p;  Back at Team US HQ, the team was unwinding to some cool tunes and shaking what their mommas gave them.  Shocksworth, the team coordinator, walked in with his trademark whiskey in one hand and a smoking stump of a cigarette in the other.  The wry smile on his face told the room that he had something to say.

         &nbs p;  “Team!” he said, interrupting the festivity.  “I’ve got some good news for you.”

         &nbs p;  “What is it, Shocksworth?” said Mimi, the bubbly blonde bombshell of the group.

         &nbs p;  Tanya, Team US’s psychic operative put her palms to her temples, “My powers tell me that it has something to do with facts of which we are not yet aware… but soon will know.”

         &nbs p;  “Umm… yes.” Said Shocksworth unimpressed.  “The UN was so impressed with your handling of that Kim Jung Il affair that they have decided to join Team US in a multinational effort to combat terrorism the world over.  You’ll be getting a whole taskforce from all over the world to command in our fight on terror.”

         &nbs p;  Dirk, the team hothead, spoke up.  “No freakin’ way!  A bunch of non-Americans in Team US?!  That’s un-American!”

         &nbs p;  Shocksworth smiled.  “But Dirk, sending multinational coalition forces all over the planet to fight in the name of capitalism, lower gas prices, and apple pie… what could be more American than that?”

         &nbs p;  “I guess you have a point there,” Dirk conceded.

         &nbs p;  Suddenly, the lights dimmed.  An explosion rocked the bunker sending shards of rock clattering to the floor.

         &nbs p;  “Looks like that backup might just have come just in time,” Mark, the team’s actor declared.

         &nbs p;  “Get to your ships, Team,” Shocksworth cried.  Your forces await you!  America…”

         &nbs p;  “HECK YEAH!!” the team replied.

 

         &nbs p;  Will Team US and their new multinational allies be able to stand against Kim Jung Il and his hired army of terrorists and actors?  Join us at the 16th annual International Amateur Open and help decide.  The fate of the free world is in your hands!