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CerebrlAssassin
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Posted: 11 July 2006 at 4:26pm |
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I recalll, many years ago, sitting up late-night watching one of the local
television station was running their Friday night "Chiller Theater", featuring a station ad executive who wore white face and called himself "Fat Dracula". In the middle of a very forgettable anti-chiller film appeared what I at first thought was a half asleep trick of the eyes. One woman, two men, the men at opposing sides (Forgive me for not going into graphic detail), but suffice it to say she was in a perfect situation to start crawling, had she not been entertaining company. This ran for about a minute, then snapped back into the bad horror flick. A commercial break started shortly after, and for some odd reason. "Fat Dracula" was sweating even more copius amounts of perspiration than usual, muttering something about the movie being "more action-packed" than originally thought. I would love to have been a fly on the wall when the station manager began cracking heads ... |
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MeanMan
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lol, amusing.... sadly i dont even have cable or satelite i have normal crappy tv |
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God Of War
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lol i think you left out the sattelite part Styro.
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Styro Folme
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Monk
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Come to think of it... My mom dumped water on it yesturday..... Mom + Water + Satilite = Porno Edited by Rambino - 11 July 2006 at 12:57am |
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hybrid-sniper
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Gotcha. |
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God Of War
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O wow, now i have to go kick the <poopy> out of my sattelite so it starts "glitching"
Edited by Rambino - 11 July 2006 at 12:58am |
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Semper Fi
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You Wont See Me
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Crap, I'm understanding what carls saying, its like im in his head.
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carl_the_sniper
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sorry if that didnt make sense |
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.Ryan
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LOL!! Classic.....
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You Wont See Me
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I think he means they give it to you 3 months free and after that they start charging unless you cancel.
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hybrid-sniper
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Why would they not cancel free trial programming that everyone else pays money for? Edited by hybrid-sniper - 10 July 2006 at 10:33pm |
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Ruska
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Go cry to your mom about it. If I lock it, its cause it deserves locking, and I happen to be the one who is told about it. This isnt lock worthy, its fine so far. |
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Satellite companies are really good at screwing up like that, one time
they gave us a 3 month trial of extra channels, like movie channels/hbo
and stuff, and 3 years later, when we got a new card for the receiver,
they were finally gone, and we did not know why for a long time.
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It shouldnt be locked. I just showed the title(on the off chance of brief nudity). The pics where taken while watching rocketman. You guys have a very active imagination, and really need to get boned. |
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hybrid-sniper
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That's Dish Network right?
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pbdude985
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exactly |
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travis75
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It is because Ruska isn't on. He locks everything. |
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Hey MPAA, Guess what?
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