Porno channels are invading my tv

God Of War wrote: O wow, now i have to go kick the <please don't quote this...> out of my sattelite so it starts "glitching"

Come to think of it... My mom dumped water on it yesturday.....
Mom + Water + Satilite = Porno


Edited by Rambino - 11 July 2006 at 12:57am

lol i think you left out the sattelite part Styro.

I recalll, many years ago, sitting up late-night watching one of the local
television station was running their Friday night "Chiller Theater",
featuring a station ad executive who wore white face and called himself
"Fat Dracula".

In the middle of a very forgettable anti-chiller film appeared what I at first
thought was a half asleep trick of the eyes.

One woman, two men, the men at opposing sides (Forgive me for not
going into graphic detail), but suffice it to say she was in a perfect
situation to start crawling, had she not been entertaining company.

This ran for about a minute, then snapped back into the bad horror flick.

A commercial break started shortly after, and for some odd reason. "Fat
Dracula" was sweating even more copius amounts of perspiration than
usual, muttering something about the movie being "more action-packed"
than originally thought.

I would love to have been a fly on the wall when the station manager
began cracking heads ...