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    Posted: 17 April 2008 at 5:30am
a girls father to let her go to florida with my family and myself before i go to iraq?
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Make love to him, show him you're gentle.
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declare him unpatriotic.
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Originally posted by The Guy The Guy wrote:

declare him unpatriotic.


Then offer him french fries or freedom fries. Judge him on his decision.
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Slip some ecstasy into his beverage.
He'll be willing to let you do whatever while under the influence. Get it in writing.

Make sure you stipulate that you will be boning his daughter.
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offer to have her fitted with a titanium chastity belt?








Then find a plasma cutter in FL
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I forgot, be sure to wear a skin hat.
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Has he already said no and you're trying to change his mind or are you anticipating a dispute?

This is one of those things where he's either understanding or he's not. Having your family along should be a big plus in his book.

Edit: You might try leaving a relative as collateral.


Edited by reifidom - 17 April 2008 at 8:39am

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How long have you been seeing this girl, and how old is she?
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Tell him you'll be fighting for his ass in Iraq. The least he can do is let his daughter hang out with you and your family for a bit in Florida.
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Originally posted by sinisterNorth sinisterNorth wrote:

Tell him you'll be fighting for his ass in Iraq. The least he can do is let his daughter hang out with you and your family for a bit in Florida.



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If the family isn't helping, he must not like you.
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tell him you will have different rooms.  Thats what I did.
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Edited by usafpilot07 - 17 April 2008 at 11:06am
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^^ how is an advertisement for tripod.com gonna help? 
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Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:



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Also, letting his daughter go with you would help prevent his name and address from "falling into the hands of the insurgents."

Everybody wins.

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Declare jihad on him, clearly he is an infidel swine.
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Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

Has he already said no and you're trying to change his mind or are you anticipating a dispute?

This is one of those things where he's either understanding or he's not. Having your family along should be a big plus in his book.

Edit: You might try leaving a relative as collateral.


Ha!  Visualization:

"If you let her go with us, I'll leave my sister here with you as collateral."

"You don't like your sister."

"What's your point?"

Originally posted by sinisterNorth sinisterNorth wrote:

Tell him you'll be fighting for his ass in Iraq. The least he can do is let his daughter hang out with you and your family for a bit in Florida.


Dad doesn't care about Iraq.  It's what he will be fighting for in Florida that worries dad.
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I hope I never have a daughter.

Anyway, do not try to convince him if he has already said no.  This will only piss dad off, since no one likes when people beg.

Originally posted by sinisterNorth sinisterNorth wrote:

Tell him you'll be fighting for his ass in Iraq.

lul


Edited by Skillet42565 - 17 April 2008 at 11:11am
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