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evillepaintball 
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Christian Hell at 70 MPH.
So here I am driving home from st louis airport after a week in mexico. I'm within one mile of the Ill/IN border at 1am when Captain Killjoy burrows up through the asphalt just in time to get a front row seat to the premier showing of My Car's Smashed Grill.      |
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Reb Cpl
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 6:29am |
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did you keep it? It looks young, and already tenderized.....
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evillepaintball
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 6:30am |
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I didnt keep it, but someone else took it.
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Reb Cpl
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He really did a number on the car too. I'm sort of impressed. I don't often see that much damage done to a car by a deer. Usually just a bent up hood or busted grill, but you really bull's-eyed him.
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evillepaintball
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 6:39am |
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i stopped shorter than he did. SOB was still breathing when i got out, died soon after. incidentally, it's kinda hard to drive a car at 70mph after being smoked in the face by an airbag, especially when it takes its time deflating.
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 8:00am |
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you lucky it didn't hit your windshield
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sinisterNorth
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 8:49am |
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Heh. Ironic shirt in second pic is ironic.
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Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good.
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 8:57am |
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lol 06 zx3 focus?
Damn, he's a dead mofo |
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 9:31am |
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everyone in the car ok? what were your 1st thoughts when you saw the airbag?
if it ends up being totaled (if the engine overheated it will be.) see what you can buy it back for. the body looks like its in nice shape and you can probably get 2 or 3k for parts. maybe more. |
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saving the world, one warship at a time.
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 10:22am |
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Did you get his information before he died, because that totally looks like his fault.
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.357 Magnum
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You should search up my story from the last Halloween night. We were behind a guy in a crown vic and he hit a buck and it deployed airbags smashed windshield radiator was more than toast. At least you're alright though. Sometimes they go through the windshield. |
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 11:11am |
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one question. what makes you so sure he went to christian hell as opposed to another form of hell? |
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.357 Magnum
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 11:21am |
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What ?
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GI JOES SON
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 11:22am |
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the first line of the post is "i sent it straight into christian hell at 70mph"
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You can see in the pictures it did, but didn't go through it. Still, just as lucky that it didn't go through. |
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 11:43am |
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So how is the car doing?
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 11:50am |
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damn, insert thread jack.
last night it was storming here, and after it stopped I went to drive my girlfriend home. In the middle of the street was a pug...i swerved and missed it's head by about a foot. It had no collar but it's safely in it's owner's house now. Good lord I was afraid I hit it though. /thread jack Sucks about your car though dude, that's a nice way to cap off your saturday night |
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Posted: 08 June 2008 at 12:24pm |
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How unfortunate
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.357 Magnum
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Ok, I wasn't sure if you had meant to quote his line about the hell or something. |
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Good point. He probably went to cervidaein hell.* *Hunting season never closes and the hunters all shoot to wound. Additionally, all of the bucks will be significantly bigger than him and constantly mistake him for a doe. |
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