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    Posted: 18 November 2009 at 1:14am











And the album cover:



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Dude, drugs are bad, m'kay?

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That was beautiful. 
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The full interview on page 2.
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Stare directly into my avatar...

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I don't know why, but that made my evening LOL
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I saw that on facebook and laughed... hard.
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What up Zach G? Oh wait, Whale! And why no reporting on this interview?
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I have that same gnome dressed in Patriots garb. Thumbs Up

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In the fourth pic it looks like the conversation took a turn for the worse.

By the last one the gnome won't even talk to you. LOL
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Apologies in advance, I just couldn't resist:

With that out of the way, my investigative team,* utilizing the most advanced techniques and equipment on the planet,** have managed to recreate the conversation portrayed in Whale's pictures.  The pertinent dialog is included beneath each one:

Originally posted by agentwhale007 agentwhale007 wrote:



Whale:  "(Sigh)  Gnome-buddy . . . why can't I keep a woman around for more than a week or two?"
Gnome:  "Not to hurt your feelings . . . but, despite what women say; size matters."



Whale:  "Wait a minute, just what are you trying to say.  I have nothing to be ashamed of in that department."
Gnome:  "Dude, face it; the pen may be mightier than the sword but even I'm using a bigger pen than you."




Whale:  "There is no way in heck*** that could be true.  Just look at our respective sizes buddy and think again."



Gnome:  "Well, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but . . . "
Whale:  "Hey!  What are you doing?  Put that away this minute!"



Gnome:  "Fine, I'm done.  Just remember, gnomes don't lie.**** Hey, are you ok?"
Whale:  "Oh . . . my . . . gosh.*****"




Whale:  "It's all true, show the people Gnome-buddy."******



*By investigative team I mean me and the evil little voices in my head.
**Otherwise known as "consuming excessive alcohol" and "making stuff up."
***This is as close as Whale gets to cursing.  Apparently it's a self-editing thing.
****Which is why they get the cushy jobs that include travel and hanging around in people's yards.
*****Whale doesn't take the Lord's name in vain either.
******Fortunately for the self-esteem of the majority******* of the male members of the forum, the forum filter rejected the final picture.
*******That would be every male member of the forum besides me.


Edited by Mack - 18 November 2009 at 1:06pm
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Lovely.

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Brilliantly done.
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Standing ovation.
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Encore.  ENCORE!
The desire for polyester is just to powerful.
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I don’t have one either. Is that good???

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Kudos to Whale, and Mack's interpretation was funny too.
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Absolutely hilarious....no other way to put it. 
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