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Mack
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Topic: The Feds finally acknowledge the threat . . .Posted: 19 May 2011 at 8:51pm |
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. . . of a Zombie Apocalypse.
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Posted: 19 May 2011 at 9:05pm |
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It fails to mention a silenced Ruger 10/22, or Mini 14, so therefore, it isnt a good zombie plan.
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Posted: 19 May 2011 at 11:24pm |
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That is a smart way to get people to get buy emergency supplies.
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Posted: 20 May 2011 at 9:40am |
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Awesome. |
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"When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter.
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Posted: 20 May 2011 at 3:43pm |
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But you won't be able to take you weapon into the FEMA camp anyway...... |
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Posted: 25 May 2011 at 4:08am |
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Clever. Very clever. But no.
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Posted: 25 May 2011 at 4:11am |
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Not even a payday loan can stop me now! MUAHAHAHAH
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Posted: 26 May 2011 at 12:14pm |
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Threat? More of an inevitability, really.
The only open question (other when "When?") is "What KIND of zombie apocalypse?" Different kinds of ZAs require different kinds of preparation. |
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Posted: 26 May 2011 at 12:23pm |
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The "28 days Later" type. |
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Innocence proves nothing
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Posted: 26 May 2011 at 12:24pm |
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I feel like I'll be one of the first to become a zombie because I work in a hospital lab and play with blood all day long. So, if you guys do see a zombie pcf, please try to keep me as a pet zombie. I'll be nice, I promise.
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Posted: 26 May 2011 at 12:46pm |
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This was an unbelievably amazing advertising / awareness campaign.
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Posted: 26 May 2011 at 12:49pm |
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"When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter.
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Posted: 26 May 2011 at 12:55pm |
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I <3 how hoarding survival supplies is suddenly less insane now that the gov't is encouraging it.
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Posted: 26 May 2011 at 1:02pm |
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Then we are all screwed. Nice knowing y'all.
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Posted: 26 May 2011 at 1:03pm |
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Thus the amazing part about tapping into the booming Internet culture. You don't need to pay for costly airtime. Dorks will spread the thing for you. The only way this could have been better was the inclusion of bacon. Or corgis. |
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Posted: 26 May 2011 at 6:12pm |
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Electro-mechanical dependence zombies. (Also known as "EMZs.") They are already among us and the apocalypse will occur when they reach critical mass within the nation's infrastructure. At that point chaos will erupt and communications and transport systems will collapse. These zombies can be recognized now as those people who text and drive. It is obvious from their driving that there generally is no higher brain function remaining and once they become a significant percentage of the "on-road" population mass casualties are the inevitable result. The increased use of networked communications devices in response to the mass accidents will then overwhelm our communications capabilities and cause those to collapse as well. After that the maddened (due to loss of communications capabilities) EMZs will turn on the rest of the populace. The screams of their victims will drown out the EMZs constant refrain of "Brains . . . must have a phone with brains" as they search for a smart-phone to resume communications with.
How zombies see the rest of us: Pic wouldn't link directly and I don't feel like saving it to put on a host site so here's the link. Edited: For quotes repair. Edited by Mack - 27 May 2011 at 9:52am |
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Posted: 26 May 2011 at 6:14pm |
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Two butchered quote tags, *and* a borked image. You're all fail today, Mack.
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Posted: 27 May 2011 at 7:09am |
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The side effects of advanced age can't be suppressed forever.
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Mack
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Posted: 27 May 2011 at 9:53am |
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Reegaurding the abuv too posts:
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Posted: 27 May 2011 at 11:13am |
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Is this going to happen before or during 10/21/11?
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