worst things that can happen in paintball

As you are running full speed, you spy a piece of wire about 6" off the ground ahead of you. Not seeing the top wire, you attempt to leap over the low wire. You slam into the top wire, cutting your chest, bruising your ribs, and causing you to land on the back of your head/neck as your feet fly out from under you. Your hopper hits the ground and snaps the neck. That, and getting shot in the nads.

 Or taking a whiz in a 12 or a 24 hour scenario event and then getting shot there multiple times.

You become covered in human fecese. I think thats the worst thing that can happen in ANY scenario.

Game one of paintball, my pants fell down cuz i didnt have a belt, so i was trying to put them back on and cuz i had a remote and the tank in a pouch i was trying to hold the gun at the same time, shot myself in the foot, then, after the game, i set my gun down and i guess i left the safetly off and i shot my friend in the leg point blank, giant hole in his leg basicly, luckily he was cool with it, and from then on i was made fun of from my friend, never can live down shooting myself in the foot while trying to put my pants back on, also a friend of mine whent paintballing and was lying on the ground waiting and someone came behind him(this was a night game) and shot him UP the ass. Another time i also got my car stuck in the mud while trying to avoid a big puddle in the road, so instead of staying on the gravel road i whent into a mud filled irrigation ditch, had to get a tracktor to get the car out.. not exactly paintballing but it was on the way to paintballing, so its all related

jimbob_07 wrote: gettin shot in the nuts sucks

been shot 2 times in one day .....................  it feels like a fish gasping for a water drop lmfao