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    Posted: 30 April 2005 at 9:11pm
Okay, me and two other friends were on Xbox in the lobby of a halo 2 game. We're sitting there and one of my friends goes,

 "My Grandma asked me to do the strangest favor today."

We ask, "What?"

"Well, my grandma called me and asked 'Do you still have that paintball gun?' 'Yeah.' 'Does it sitll work?' 'Yeah works fine, why?' 'I need you to come over here and kill this cat for me, I was in my kitchen looking at a bird in the garden and a cat dove at it and ate it.' 'Okay, Grandma'. So, I get my brothers 98, the one with that big flatline barrel, walk over to my grandmas (she lives next door to him), aim at the cat, and shoot it twice. It fell over and was like, twitching, then it died."

Me and my other friend burst out laughing.
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...so he just killed a neighbors pet...gg


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Was he telling the truth? Doesnt sound like it.
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Originally posted by BLand BLand wrote:



   aim at the cat, and shoot it twice. It fell over and was like, twitching, then it died."



i was actually worried what her plans were for the gun originally, but it all turned out ok
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It wasn't a neighbors cat, it was a stray, he said it was ugly and no one would ever keep it.
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Thats mean.
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Haha, that would be wierd to have your grandma hire you for a hit.
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My friend shot a neighbors dog with a pellet gun because it kept going on his lawn. It never returned.

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Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Thats mean.


... dumb


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Um..how high was the velocity/ what was he shooting, spiked rocks?!
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did he get paid for it

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2 hits?
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A cats face, point blank, 2 shots. I don't think it's that hard to believe it died, I mean, a cats head is like your fist.
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So he killed the cat for eating, hmm.

I think i should kill your friend for eating cheeseburgers.

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Wow...

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Your Granda Ma wanted me to use lube next time.
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Hahahha^


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Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

Your Granda Ma wanted me to use lube next time.


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good. One less cat in the world. 
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GG Except I would have set traps for the fun of it and sold it to the chinese place down the street...
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