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 Topic: Wierd TeachersPosted: 30 August 2004 at 12:08pm |
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Whats the wierdest/Craziest/Whateverest thing you've ever seen a teacher do? Last year we had a sub in Geometry, and the sub seemed a little wierd, non of us had ever seen him before. He was late in the first place, then he just sat there for like 15 mins while we all sat and talked. Then he decided to say this, "Dang! That spanish teacher Mrs. Qwisdala or whatever her name is, is a fine piece of work! Oh ya, I would..."and he rambled on saying things that a teacher would never say to students. We were all like "Is this guy serious?" and so like a couple of people got up and left and he's like "um hey! class has started you can't leave" and I guess they went and got another teacher, and a few minutes later Officer Cowie (for some reason this cop that does the DARE Program has his own office in the school) came and was like "Can I speak with you in the hallway sir" and then later we had another teacher come in and continue with class which only had 20 mins left. So I guess that guy was drunk or something... |
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:15pm |
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one of my teachers openly said that he smokes pot but then he was fired at the end of the year
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rootsradicals
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:35pm |
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/\ have had that too...i've seen a spanish teacher take one of her
shirts off and start putting deoderant on...yeah i skipped that class
the next few days
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:ShockeR_ratm:
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:38pm |
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Welll...
Ok, in junior high we had this teacher that was arrested for having like this animal tortue room...He had like a million animals in his backyard and he would starve them and do really sick things to them...and then he would have sex with them dead or alive...a real sick freak, got arrested and then our band teacher got kicked out because he was a former sex offender and he was touching alot of the kids in band and getting really close to them and kids complained....and then he got the boot my school only hires the finest teachers available! |
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Nobody ever suspects the fun police! 
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:51pm |
i can tell.i cant recall any strange teachers.i dont remember. |
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:55pm |
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i had a sub for a science test but this guy had 6 fingers on one hand, and he told us the answers to the test
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:57pm |
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My gym teacher was a drunk, and he'd sleep in his office and had to be woken up to start our morning class. He had a locked liquor cabinet in his office. He didn't get fired, he got transfered to Driver's Ed. While in itself pretty funny, it's also sad because DE teachers are at the bottom of the totem pole.
My physic's teacher was awesome. His name was Rutherford, a decendent of the Rutherford in the textbooks. He'd have us calculate the speed of falling objects by giving us stopwatches and having us time how long it took the bowling ball to fall from the catwalk to the gym floor. He'd measure the speed of light in the hall with a laser and mirrors. Once he dropped a measured amount of alcohol into an empty 5 gallon water cooler jug and talked about evaporation for a minute or so. Then he lit a match and held it to the neck of the bottle and it roared like a rocket engine as the gas burned off. Very loud and very cool. Also, he had painted all of the physics equasions on the walls. They were always available for tests, but you still had to know which ones to use. Edit: Oh, and he showed us what happens to sodium when you drop it in water. hehe Edited by reifidom |
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The American
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:04pm |
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^^ while the first teacher was a moron, this rutherford guy sounded pretty cool, teachers like that are hard to come by now a days, thats why I'm want to be a teacher! to make school fun! well at least my class!
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:11pm |
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One of my teachers let kids smoke in class. He was like "Smoke 'em if 'ya got 'em."
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The American
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:13pm |
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hahahh |
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:15pm |
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Oh...i have another i forgot
my tech teacher in 7th grade was named mr. pfister....like mister fister tehehh...and he was incredibly large...fat as a flippin cow lol well anyway he would always fall asleep while he was talking....he'd say a sentence and doze off while standing there....and everyone would have to scream at him to get him going again...people would just walk up to his desks during tests and read off the answer key to the class and he would fall asleep or whatever while he tried to stop the person reading the answers from sitting in his chair...and he also had a secret stash of candy bars in his desk draws we used to steal and eat...poor old mr pfister lol *darn i have another one...another one of my tech teachers used to check out all the girls in our class...7th graders lol....VVVV you reminded me of it....well anyway he used to drop pencils on the floor and ask girls to pick them up for him and no one would and he eventually got suspended cause some girl told her mom and there was this huge thing over it ahha....i love my school lol Edited by :ShockeR_ratm: |
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The American
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:16pm |
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O and last year my history teacher, me and my friends are like the only one's who see this. We always saw him like starring at all the girls, and everytime he arranged our seats, he would have all the hot girls around his desk lol, just in a different order. And then he was the girls track coach, one day he was like "hey amanda bla bla bla track this track that, come over here and i'll show you some good stretches" the next thing i knwo the girls is up against the wall the the teachers like over top of her like moving her legs around and stuff lol what a pervert lol |
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:18pm |
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hahah once a teacher sat on my desk and broke it hahahaha |
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:23pm |
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My math teacher. When he sweats it is GREEN! He has green armpits. Then sometimes he will stand on a desk and say. "This is my happy dance". I had a crazy teacher who would make his students cry. He had a few mental break downs. He would throw things like stapelers at students who talked during class. One time he asked everyone to make a circle out of desks. So the students did. but it was a little mis-shaped so he yells. "I SAID A CIRCLE!!! NOT A OVAL!" Then threw a desk at the wall! Some kid started to luagh his ass off. and he yells "WHATS SO FUNNY!" And stormed out of the room. I am kinda surprised he hasn't been fired. |
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The American
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:26pm |
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^^ lol |
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:27pm |
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We had this sub that would only read his books in class, he wouldn't do anything else.. a friend and I once went to the back of the room, with some colored pencils and colored the fan while it was on. Before that, in middle school, we had a gym teacher that loved to wear short shorts without undies.. He'd spread his legs to touch his toes and we'd all go blind. And in High school, there was a gym teacher that was a lesbian. She wasn't allowed in the girl's locker room when we were in there. And my freshman year I had this math teacher that would drool over his miss piggy stuffed doll and would jump in a trash can. Crazy. |
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:30pm |
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haha my 6th grade social studies teacher would always have us read the newspaper for the first half of class everyday.....and he would always check out the adds that the stores put in the newspaper....he would always check out the female underwear advertisements...he was awesome
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:35pm |
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One teacher in my elementary was in the Flat Earth Society. How a teacher can be so closed-minded is beyond me.
My 8th grade english teacher was a vietnam vet, and had flashbacks. No joke, this guy would flip out randomly, one time he even ripped the intercom off the wall, threw it out the window, and proceeded to "hit the deck". It was kind of sad, actually. Awesome teacher otherwise, though. Edited by 5ptcontingency |
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:36pm |
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yeah i had a vietnam vert teacher...my 6th grade social studies teacher....and he showed us how they used to break peoples necks
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Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:39pm |
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Lets see...
My techer told us about her liposuction. NOT COOL |
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