Depleted Uranium Paintballs

They would have glowing radioactive green goo on the inside.

And they would penetrate everything before stopping, so you would have a confirmed paintball splat inside your body.

I'm bored. Go ahead and subtract 1 from my forum score for spamming.

It's not used ebcause it's heavier than lead- is is that, but that's not why it's sued. It's sued because it's much DENSER than lead. Lead is a very soft metal, and deforms easily. DU, or the more politcally correct Tungsten, are both extremely dense metals that serve excellent in the capacity of punshing through battle tanka rmour and turning the crew into roman candles.

Hell, a while ago in Iraq, two american Bradleys firing DU rounds from their 25mm guns killed five Iraqi T55 tanks. Grante,d the T55 is obsolete, but they sure as hell could have killed the Brads if the Americans hadn't acted quickly. I got a graphic description from one of my military instructors of what happens when armoured piercing 25mm ammo hits a tank... pretty cool and gruesome.

Be kinda warm actually, wouldn't it?

C'mon man, get cancer- everyone's doin' it! C'mon, jsut try it once; if you don't like it, you never have to try it again. Just once.

Just once.

Oh, well OK then. Have at 'er.

Klaus wrote: just a bit of a hint-depeted uranium doesnt glow-isnt very radioactive, its only used in bullets because its heavier than lead that being said, id rather use those new pepperballs from swat

is there anyway you can get those?

 

636andy636 wrote: how about a testical piercing made with DU!

If that is a suggestion you are making to me, you believe I deserve the Darwin award for making this hideous topic.

Which is fair enough.

Darur wrote: I have lost about 100 brain cells just reading this thread . . .

dear god, you must be in the double digits now, or am i
confusing that with your IQ?

Darur wrote: I have lost about 100 brain cells just reading this thread . . .

I lost about 150

You know, here is a bit of fun. Type in Uranium into an eBay search box. Look at the hits. You will find alloys - mainly Uranium Salfate - which is shipped to you encased in glass marbles.

They glow green when you hold em up to the sun, are warm to the touch, and they set off geiger counters. Point is, I am sure if you order enough, one of them will be .68 calibur.

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I've said too much. ::eats suicide pill::

im just waitin for somebody to set up the "chernobyl paintball park", it could be really cheap, and they could have auctions to get rid of the gear of the players who die on premises, itd be great fun man....they could have go-carts and waterslides (complete with nuclear waste), and an onsite burn center for anyone who really gets lit up. and remember kids, no wiping! you wanna keep anything you get on you as isolated as possible...