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Hey!

Just a lil story I thought many of you would find amusing.

Last night I took my girlfriend out with me to go to my buddy's house who's just a few towns up and after sitting around his house for a while, he starts bugging me to go drive around with him and go mailboxing.

I said no at first because I had been up to nearly 48 hours and was tired and was ready to go home but it wasn't long before his persistance broke through and then before I new it I was cruisin' the backroads with my buddy and my girlfriend loungin' in the back(my car's a 2 seater coupe).

The way it worked was we'd find a good candidate...a house w/lights off and a lil ways off the road...one of us would get out, beat the crap out of the thing...then we'd book it out of there 'til we found another victim.

Well as our night was nearing about 1am, my girlfriend noticed headlights behind us that seemed to be closin' in fairly fast so I hit the accelerator a little harder hittin' about 75...when the lights kept comin'...I knew it was time to fly.

I floored it...hittin' around 90 on these bumpyass narrow backroads before I turned off onto a main road and headed south...I kept it floored and hit 121...passed a van stopped at a 4-way hoping that the guy who wasn't far behind wouldn't run the stop sign like I did so I'd distance myself even more but he ran it...passed the van and kept on me.

So I turned off onto some more backroads until I hit another main road and headed for the expressway.

I got off after about 10mins(for those from MI...I got off of I69 at Flint and I live in the middle of Shiawasse County)

Well the guy followed me all through Flint and back onto the expressway heading back the way we came...but on the way back he turned his hazzards on which scared me because that made me wonder if he was trying to point us out to waiting police officers.

So I got off where I got on at, ditched the bat and headed south again towards the town where I live.

I got about a mile down the road where I had to turn onto a differnt road and as I was rollin' up to the stop sign...I saw blue and red lights flash up in front of me, so I stop, and then my car was surrounded by a total of 4 state police cruisers, a genessee county sheriff, and a state boy on a bike.(<the biker's the one that flashed first and stopped me)

So all together...I had 6 police vehicles stop me.

And from what I heard on the radio...they had more at other locations waitin' for me.

But anyways...after being stopped, the officer on the bike told me to get out the car and put my hands on my trunk...he then frisked and searched me while another officer pulled my buddy and girlfriend from the car and then proceeded to rip apart(search) my car.

They then frisked and searched my buddy and started asking him where the bat was, he played stupid until the officers started talking about beating him with the bat when it was found and then he started apologizing and we both then admitted to what we had done.

Blah blah blah...skipping a few unimportant deatails...we were told that in a few days a warrant would be issued for both our arrests at which point an officer would come to our houses to apprehend us...take us in to be booked...put us in holding cells until our bonds were set and paid...and then we'd appear in front of a judge for Malicious Destruction of Property which is a misdemeanor offense.

And my buddy's 18 and I'll be too in 9 days but even being 17...I'm still considered to be an adult in the legal system.

So bein' let off for being junvenilles is out of the question.

So now I wait...

Edited by Lawless

GG

The irony of your screenname

Your fault. Again. Weren't you had the abortion problem thing too? Geeze, you need to clean up your act.


Edited by Fat Stalin

Fat Stalin wrote: Your fault. Again. Weren't you had(still have) the abortion problem thing too? Geeze, you need to clean up your act.

If I were to clean up my act...there'd be no excitment in my life.

This is excitement? I prefer to get excitement in different ways..

man what did you do to make god hate you?

Lawless wrote: Fat Stalin wrote: Your fault. Again. Weren't you had(still have) the abortion problem thing too? Geeze, you need to clean up your act. If I were to clean up my act...there'd be no excitment in my life.

good point

All I can say is... "Don't Drop the soap!"

K how old are you? Do you have any priors? You were driving so that deffinatly makes you an accesery to vandalism if you werent doing it yourself. Make sure you go back and get that darn bat back and hide it someplace else. When you get arested dont say anything dont talk to the police even if they say they want to help you. They will lie to you no matter what, all they want to do is get you in jail. Tell them your name and thats it, thats all you have to tell them. Dont tell them what happened, dont talk to them, they will try and trip you up. Tell them your name and that you want a lawyer.

Also, if they havent arested you, and they are trying to talk to you. What they are doing is trying to get a confession without having read your maranda rights. See, you arent under arrest, so you dont have to have a lawyer, so you could end up spilling your whole thing, then they just say, OK you are under arrest. If that happens, just get up and leave, they are trying to trip you up.

Here and now, the Police are your enemy and they want you in jail no matter what they tell you.

Edited by DBibeau855

The only smart thing you did was hide the bat.