Snakezorz!!!!

My Evening

4:43 PM : Xeno's sister takes weiner dog out to walk.

4:43 PM : Xeno's sister returns crying about a "big black snake (racist... ha, beat you to it!)" in the yard.

4:44 PM : Xeno and Dad respond to the call, assess the situation ("damn, thats a big black snake in our yard."), and prepare an offensive strike.

4:46 PM : Dad forgoes the gun, and arms himeself with a broom and a long mechanical arm/grabbing tool, device, thingy. Xeno readies the digital camera to document this momentus occasion.

4:47 PM : Xeno and Dad mobilize.

4:47 PM : Dad converges on the target.

4:48 PM : Xeno realizes camera batteries are dead.

4:48 PM : Xeno conducts an extensive search for two AA batteries to bring his awesome armament to life. House lies in ruin.

4:51 PM : Xeno steals batteries from sister's Gameboy.

4:52 PM : Xeno returns to find Dad poking snake with stick.

4:53 PM : Snake grows annoyed with Dad's attack and lauches a counter strike.

4:53 PM : Dad escapes certain death by tripping over bench.

4:54 PM : Snake makes a run for it. Xeno and Dad pursue.

4:55 PM : Snake arrives at west corner of house but is cut off by Xeno and Dad. Snake turns around.

4:56 PM : Snake crawls under car and into engine compartment. Mom freaks out (OMG! Snake in the car!). Xeno and Dad reassess the situation.

5:01 PM : Dad builds up the nerve to pop the hood. Snake is nowhere to be seen. Xeno starts engine. Still no snake. Xeno revs engine. Nothing happens.

5:04 PM : Dad shuts hood and goes for a short drive. Xeno fixes camera.

5:05 PM : Dad returns.

5:06 PM : Dad stands in a chair so he can see down into the engine compartment whilst Xeno pops the hood. Dad bends over to release lock on hood. Snake is laying on top of battery. Dad craps pants and falls off chair. Xeno yells at snake. Snake runs again.

5:07 PM : dad recovers and grabs snakes tail. Snake tries to pull away. Xeno grabs snake also. Snake turns around. Xeno realizes that holding onto a pissed off snake might be a bad idea. Xeno releases the snake.

5:08 PM : Dad had the same thought as Xeno and he also realeases the snake. Snake makes a break for it. This time Xeno is ready.

5:09 PM : Xeno snaps this lame picture as snake runs for cover...


followed by this even lamer shot.


5:10 PM : Snake escapes captivity. Dad cleans out pants. Xeno eats a cookie.

5:12 PM : Weiner Dog pees on Xeno's bed.


The End.

My weiner dog eats snakes. As long as it wasnt poisonus, you should have let the dog go for it.

I wish I had a snake eating weiner dog....

That is a big snake.

A simple black rat snake...completely harmless unless you're a wuss


Fixed - Can you sleep at night now?

Edited by DracoPlasm - 30 May 2006 at 12:14am

Tae Kwon Do wrote: rossy11223 wrote: I wish I had a snake eating weiner dog.... Dude, watching them kill one is awesome. My weiner dog, to start with, snaps at it's head and bites it enough to pin the neck/head to the ground. Then he slings the thing around untill the spine snaps [usually slinging blood everywhere, leaving nice stripes on walls/windows]. Then it starts stripping meat off and eating it.

Wonder whats gonna happen when he plays with a rattle snake or cotton mouth or something of the kind

Bye bye doggy

DracoPlasm wrote: Tae Kwon Do wrote: rossy11223 wrote: I wish I had a snake eating weiner dog.... Dude, watching them kill one is awesome. My weiner dog, to start with, snaps at it's head and bites it enough to pin the neck/head to the ground. Then he slings the thing around untill the spine snaps [usually slinging blood everywhere, leaving nice stripes on walls/windows]. Then it starts stripping meat off and eating it. Wonder whats gonna happen when he plays with a rattle snake or cotton mouth or something of the kind Bye bye doggy

Dont see a whole lot of them in my part of the state.

benttwig33 wrote: Loved the way you told the story

dude weiner dogs were bred to get snakes. our dog kinda looks like yours. her name is bunker ( i came up with it.. yes a very interesting name) but yeah as long as it wasnt poisonious you should have let your dog sick it.