Update of Sporx

So I haven't been on that much lately...I know. People are saying: "Hey where's sporx?" So here's another little update.

I just graduated. YAY! I still have my job at bowling alley. (Chewp I tried getting you some shoes...but I felt guilty.) I just moved in with my dad for college conveinence in the fall. Anywho... I just got another job. I work in a state hospital for the criminally insane. No joke. I'm a "Forensic Rehab Specialist". I have been taking all these classes about mental disorders/illnesses, how to deal with the clients, how not to have sex with clients or give them drugs, (no joke. it happens) how to read their charts, check for vititals, and so on and so on. But I am now certified for take downs and restraints! Isn't that cool? Heck yes it is.

Anyways. I'm pretty excited about my new job. I'm basically a nurses' aide and this facility is going to pay me to get my RN Degree. (which is what I was going to do anyways) I'm lucky that I'm stationed at the minimum security level.

It's kida scary but fascinating to work with people with these illnesses. It's not something you see everyday. Picture the movie "Girl Interrupted" or "A Beatiful Mind" and Andrea Yates. That's pretty much what I'm dealing with. I can't really go in any more details due to HIPPA and JACOE regulations.

So yeah...that's what's going on.

So your trained not to have sex with them, but trained to restrain them? Dominatrix?

What I'm curious about is. "How not to have sex with clients" What are the proper ways of having sex with the criminally insane? 

Why is it such an issue?  Is there something appealing about the mentally insane?

that's awesome.  wish i was a crazy person.

so to get the lady's I gotta be criminally insane you say

Glassjaw wrote: Why is it such an issue?  Is there something appealing about the mentally insane?

they are master manipulators. They will suck you in to do anything. If you don't follow through with them then they will blackmail you.

For instance. Let's say John Doe wants a soda. He can't have a soda but he will beg and act up to make you give in and finally get him a soda. Big no no. Once you did that little favor then he will ask for more from you. Then if you don't get another soda for him then he'll reply "well you did it for me once. If you don't then I'll tell head nurse." This will go on to make them get sexual favors.

Razgriz Ghost wrote: pm's of people being pissed that he truly believes dinosaurs could have been here only 6000 years ago? HAHAHA SUCK

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I had a lot of Mt. Dew at dinner. That and you said suck you into and for some reason my childish mind decided to lol hard

hahaha hard

expect more to come

hahaha come

ok for real this time I'm spent

hahaha spent

Oh god I can't stop

Benjichang wrote: Razgriz Ghost wrote: I had a lot of Mt. Dew at dinner. That and you said suck you into and for some reason my childish mind decided to lol hard hahaha hard expect more to come hahaha come ok for real this time I'm spent hahaha spent Oh god I can't stop ZOMG MOUNTEN DEW IM SOO WIRED!111!1

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