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    Posted: 09 December 2007 at 6:46pm
Well, I put cat crap on my lips today, smeared it on and puckered em up to spread it.








Was at Gander Mountain last night and needed some chap stick, I saw the Gander Mt. brand but then I spotted this stuff. Cat Crap, my dad and I both shared a chuckle and I bought it. Anyone else have funny named stuff ?



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I have a mint tin shaped like a NES controller that pwns you, but it doesn't have a "funny" name
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panther piss, it's really badass glue
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Yeah, I have some of this


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Originally posted by tippmannfreak tippmannfreak wrote:

panther piss, it's really badass glue


If I had a kid in first grade or something I would so get them that lmao.
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We sold cat crap at my old job. They make an okay anti-fog for your goggles if you board/skii.
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I have also seen that Monkey Butt Powder at Gander Mt.
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Only you would wipe cat crap on your lips. 
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I forgot what it does though, I think its a skin lotion.
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Originally posted by benttwig33 benttwig33 wrote:

Boudreaux Butt Paste


I forgot what it does though, I think its a skin lotion.

you use it to prevent diaper rash. I have a picture somewhere of a tube that i took at my buddy's house when his daughter was born.

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Originally posted by .357 Magnum .357 Magnum wrote:

Well, I put cat crap on my lips today, smeared it on and puckered em up to spread it

My first though was a certain number of girls and an object used to hold a beverage
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Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:

Originally posted by .357 Magnum .357 Magnum wrote:

Well, I put cat crap on my lips today, smeared it on and puckered em up to spread it

My first though was a certain number of girls and an object used to hold a beverage


What's the girl:cup ratio?
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I don't even know what to say about this thread. If it was made by anyone other than HP it might win.
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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:


Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:


Originally posted by .357 Magnum .357 Magnum wrote:

Well, I put cat crap on my lips today, smeared it on and puckered em up to spread it
My first though was a certain number of girls and an object used to hold a beverage
What's the girl:cup ratio?


I do believe that it is two to one.



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Your dad only chuckled because he's only seeking something to connect with you on since you're father son relationship is that sad.

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I don't even know what to say about this thread. If it was made by anyone other than HP it might win.


Perhaps I'm getting better but you're just afraid to admit it.
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Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

I don't even know what to say about this thread. If it was made by anyone other than HP it might win.
Perhaps I'm getting better but you're just afraid to admit it.


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Originally posted by carl_the_sniper carl_the_sniper wrote:

Originally posted by .357 Magnum .357 Magnum wrote:


Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

I don't even know what to say about this thread. If it was made by anyone other than HP it might win.
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Originally posted by carl_the_sniper carl_the_sniper wrote:

Originally posted by .357 Magnum .357 Magnum wrote:


Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

I don't even know what to say about this thread. If it was made by anyone other than HP it might win.
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