Could you get a massage by a man...

I was watching a rerun of Seinfeld and in the episode, George gets a massage from a man...So I was wondering if you could get a massage by a masseur.

I dont think I would be comfortable enough to enjoy the message so I have to say I wouldnt do it.

Edited by pntbl freak - 25 February 2010 at 11:33pm

I read this as "message by a man", lol.

It kind of depends. We had a female masseuse come around when I worked at Huguley, but was she was crazy hot, and I was kind of worried about unseen side effects, and it was a timed massage so you're getting up regardless. My other choice was a big muscular Brazilian dude. So I can look gay, or like a perv.

Had it not been the circumstances of looking weird choosing the ripped dude over the hot girl (his wife BTW), I'd have totally done it. Back rub's a back rub, they went to school for it. I'd just be like, keep it on the high end yo

Of course, that's why God made girlfriends. Then you can get the undercarriage to go along with the body detail.

Darur wrote:

I'd take a lady over a dude any day, but I'm pretty sure if the idea of getting a massage from a guy makes you that uncomfortable, your problem isn't that your masseuse is a fella.

This.

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FOR THE LOVE OF FSM, THE TERM IS MASSEUR!

Eville wrote:

FOR THE LOVE OF FSM, THE TERM IS MASSEUR!

Interesting...I always thought masseuse was a gender neutral word...

Point A: Massages feel awesome
Point B: I am comfortable with my sexuality
Point C: The quality of a massage is not determined by gender
Point D: Massages feel really awesome
Point E: There's an obvious reason why it's psychologically nicer to have the opposite sex perform your massage
Point F: Massages are truly kickass
Point G: Haven't had a massage in ages
Point H: See my thread about "Sensation-Seekers"

Conclusion: Points A, D, F, G, and H indicate that it is highly probable that I want a massage at any given time of day. Points B and C show that I am not concerned with what gender is administering the massage, provided said massage is not of the erotic variety. However, in consideration of Point E, it is clear that I would have a preference in this situation.

To sum it all up. Even if this is not paid, I don't really care who gives me a massage, as long as it's a good one. If there are female candidates, I would elect to have the massage performed by the one that has the greatest skill in performing the act.

In regards to males giving me a massage, I would be extremely selective. Considerations include the circumstance around the massage and my opinion of the male doing it. Of course, happy endings and even massaging of the ears would be off limits by males.

Edited by Tolgak - 26 February 2010 at 12:10am

in general, i believe that the person giving the massage generally leaves the room when its time for you to get up/change.

ITT: Homophobia

I'd pick whoever gave the better massage.

Yeah I would prefer a Girl, but I have had a massage from a Man before... no big deal. It's only creepy if the dude asks you to turn over...

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Mack wrote:

Tical3.0 wrote:

Yeah I would prefer a Girl, but I have had a massage from a Man before... no big deal. It's only creepy if the dude asks you to turn over...

Didn't you just tell us about your first kiss in another thread?

Sadly no, that was not me. I have still yet to taste the sweet tenderness off a ladies Nag Box...

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